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The Technosexual

Discussion in 'Computing and ICT' started by Mr_G_ICT, May 18, 2011.

  1. Mr_G_ICT

    Mr_G_ICT New commenter

    Heard this on Radio 2 a while ago and loved it.

    THE TECHNO SEXUAL

    Headphone jack to mini jack

    Scart to USB

    Blue tooth truth, I do deduce,

    You recognise my USP

    Half geek, half fashionista

    Half what you need and half what you like

    And I’m half way there already

    On my laptop, fire wire, fixy bike

    Yes I’m the techno sexual

    I’m the hottest dude in town

    I’m the first one on your speed dial, honey

    When your WIFI crashes down

    Well, you tried the retro sexual

    With his ‘men’s health abs’ and his ‘mono brow’

    You tried the ‘Metro sexual ‘too

    But he lacked that ‘boom boom pow’

    You tolerated his vanity

    Because he shared his Goldfrapp tracks

    But you had to call time on that fake tanned butt

    When he stole your Hollywood bikini wax

    But with the techno sexual it’s different

    Because I got your URL

    I can take you right back to factory settings

    While I make your social network swell

    I can reconfigure your pixel count

    I can love you digitally

    I can give you everything the cyber world

    If you’ll just let me plug in dongle in your USB

    it's by MURRAY LACHLAN YOUNG, Loving your work.


     
  2. Mr_G_ICT

    Mr_G_ICT New commenter

    Heard this on Radio 2 a while ago and loved it.

    THE TECHNO SEXUAL

    Headphone jack to mini jack

    Scart to USB

    Blue tooth truth, I do deduce,

    You recognise my USP

    Half geek, half fashionista

    Half what you need and half what you like

    And I’m half way there already

    On my laptop, fire wire, fixy bike

    Yes I’m the techno sexual

    I’m the hottest dude in town

    I’m the first one on your speed dial, honey

    When your WIFI crashes down

    Well, you tried the retro sexual

    With his ‘men’s health abs’ and his ‘mono brow’

    You tried the ‘Metro sexual ‘too

    But he lacked that ‘boom boom pow’

    You tolerated his vanity

    Because he shared his Goldfrapp tracks

    But you had to call time on that fake tanned butt

    When he stole your Hollywood bikini wax

    But with the techno sexual it’s different

    Because I got your URL

    I can take you right back to factory settings

    While I make your social network swell

    I can reconfigure your pixel count

    I can love you digitally

    I can give you everything the cyber world

    If you’ll just let me plug in dongle in your USB

    it's by MURRAY LACHLAN YOUNG, Loving your work.


     

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