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The Super-Top-Secret World Domination Thread

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by Bethannie, Jul 30, 2012.

  1. dozymare1957

    dozymare1957 Occasional commenter

    PP with all your pink fluffiness, can you please have a little chat with Bethy and Annie and see if you can make them see that it's better to be a whole world rather than two hemispheres.
    United we stand, divided we fall!
  2. OOOHHHH absolutely - I hate confrontation.
    Annie and Bethannie (? good job you're not Annniebeth, Annie *suspicion*)
    Look we need to be one.
    Beth as a Christian you should have a good understanding of the nature of the trinity, the essence being we 3 are 1, each with their own distinct personna. I was not RE co- ordinator for nothing! So we need to use this concept as a model for World Domination - we all have our own part to play but we work as 1 or someone will need to be pruned!
    In this day and age, with people about to go to Mars, and goodness knows what's lurking in Outer Space!, we cannot afford to argue amongst ourselves. So lets have a piece of cake and think how to really conquer the world.......by giving traditionally built ladies what they want
    -non fattening goodies
    - all the stuff you previously listed Beth
    - islands for husbands/partners etc when we need a break
    -happy events and sparkly things
    -endless supplies of books and magazines
    - handsome men (or ladies!) to gaze at
    -John Lewis /Waitrose/Harvey Nics etc in every town
    You get the idea...
    Anyay I do need to get back to my <strike>cake[​IMG]</strike> polishing, I am stressed out!
  3. Hello Beth - glad you are you enjoying a nice rest.
    Would you like more tea?
    Homemade cookie?
    Which books would you like - I have many books, except that several copies of Pride and Prejudice have inexplicably vanished.[​IMG]
    Pinkie - the motherly matron of world domination.[​IMG]
    Back to manure! *Sings happily*
  4. dozymare1957

    dozymare1957 Occasional commenter

    At last we are all pretty well united in the Northern Hemisphere. Now we must work as a team to persuade Annie to join both hemispheres to create a whole world domination which will be much more successful.
    Annie, really, your life is stressful enough with coos to look after. Do you seriously want the extra demands of being totally in charge of the Southern Hemisphere and all it's troublesome areas like New Zealand? Pass this to Bethy and sit back, relax and enjoy the pleasures of world domination without the hassle. There are so many beautiful areas in the southern hemisphere which you can control without having to commit to too much extra work. Think about it. Remember I am your friend. I have nothing to gain by this. Sisters of the world unite quickly, before the men work out what we are doing!
    As soon as Annie does join us, we will have to alter our organisation's name to World Domination Both Hemispheres Alliance or WoDoBoHA.
    United we stand, divided we fall!
  5. dozymare1957

    dozymare1957 Occasional commenter

    Annie, have you noticed that Pinky is looking for manure? I see a trade here she makes good cookies!
  6. Indeed - I do need manure in large quantities!
    I am also renowned here for cake and cookie making so am happy to trade.
    In case you hadn't noticed I am also setting up a take a break home for distressed and worn out world leaders. Beth seems very happy and I will send her a hunky companion soon with some lovely chocolates and a drink Here you are Beth.
    Pinks x - conquering the world by seeing to peoples' needs[​IMG]
  7. My manure is up for negotiaton...

    However, I would like to raise some concern's about the World Domination...

    I think Bethannie is getting a bit out of hand, and her new world order chants were rather reminiscent of Hitler

    I offered Spurkels New Zealand... anniebathie is now acting as if it was hers to offer...

    I just think that when Anniebathie is ranting you think "Anniebath... Hitler...... Anniebath... Hitler.. " recognize where these ideas went so badly wrong last time, and come and join me! (as 'equals' ... not Bethannie's slaves aka 'minions'!
  8. Calm down Annie or would you like a little room in my" rest home" along with Bethie?
    I offer all sorts of treats and will send in a trained negotiator so that you and Beth can sort things out. [​IMG]
    *Passes Annie a soothing drink and a cupcake*
    I think it's going rather well dozy - do you want to book in?
    Sorry - edit
    Yes please for trading manure[​IMG]
  9. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    Ginny here volunteering for the job.......
  10. Oh good [​IMG]
    They are currently in the mountains of Peru and the travel documents are all sorted as you may have seen earlier.
    Have a lovely time. [​IMG]
  11. dozymare1957

    dozymare1957 Occasional commenter

    Pinky, your "rest home" sounds like a good place for Bethy. I'm so relaxed and calm that I don't need it but thank you all the same.
    Annie - I see no comparison between our beloved leader (if that's how she wants to think of herself then why not let her?) and any dictators.
    Chanting can be good for raising spirits (gin, vodka, etc)

  12. Well, when you <strike>need to be admitted</strike> would like to have a bit of pampering let me know doze!
    I am surpised you don't need a break with grandchildren springing up and a wedding to plan!
    Ah! Pimms o clock I think
  13. dozymare1957

    dozymare1957 Occasional commenter

    As you must have worked out from my reluctance to take leadership, I am not interested in organising said wedding. Daughter and future SIL (whom I love) are doing it all themselves. That way it will be just what they want.
    In my house, it's water o'clock. Thank you for the reminder.
    Middle son has just got up! LOL
    Interesting change of my moniker, Pinky. I think I like it.
  14. yes - it's an affectionate abbreviation[​IMG]
    I sound like a pig (Pinky and Perky)
    I think I will be pinks even with my lovely soothing sweetpea avatar!
    Or possibly Pinkie
    Off to the herb bed and hoping it doesn't have a surprise in store[​IMG]
  15. dozymare1957

    dozymare1957 Occasional commenter

    Do I have to write a whole new limerick about someone called Pinks?
    There was a young lady called Pinks
    Who thought she could skate in ice rinks.
    She went round and round
    With hardly a sound
    She was truly a right little minx.
  16. Have you found a publisher yet!
  17. dozymare1957

    dozymare1957 Occasional commenter

  18. Bethannie

    Bethannie New commenter

    Good Morning to the sisterhood of WoDoNoHA!.......and to boxy!
    I would like to inform you of a new initiative to be introduced ....
    We are going to reform the Health Service!
    I have recently has an unfortunate and very itchy skin condition...my GP tried a few cremes but nothing helped...so he referred me to a specialist at the hospital....
    I receved a letter tellign me that I would get a phomecall from the hospital to discuss the appointment...yesterday they phoned....the next available appointment is at the end of October! OCTOBER!!!!!! <u>OCTOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</u>
    This is not good enough. Certainly not for a world leader!Under the new rules, more specialists will be available. Noone will wait more than a week for any referral (usually you will get a same day referral!) and it will all be free!
    I also intend setting up convalescent homes - also free - for recovery after illness.
    Oh...and one of the lovely warm Southern Islands...haven't decided which yet -ideas anyone?....will become a first class hotel with totally gorgeous and smokin' hot staff....purely for over-stressed teachers to take a well-deserved break....swimming pool...spa...cocktails....and all free! (I may no longer work...but I think teachers deserve something like this!)
    Long live the WoDoNoHA!
  19. dozymare1957

    dozymare1957 Occasional commenter

    Hail great leader of the WoDoNoHA
    A disgraceful way to treat one so great. Don't worry though, your condition will have cleared up by October so you'll be able to cancel the appointment allowing the consultant an extra coffee break!
    I believe that large women are greatly appreciated in Tonga. If this is the case, may I respectfully suggest this as a suitable retreat for stressed out teachers?
  20. Excuse me! I think you will find that you have stolen my best ideas! (Where is the big green writing button?)
    Who set up Pinkie's Take a Break Eat A Cake (sorry doze) rest'n'relax homes?
    Anyway I must calm down, as I say to my charming Y 6 girls - if your idea wasn't good no one would want it.
    I think this calls for a new thread Beth.
    I would love to be in charge of the spa.
    I have a very handsome gynaecologist I can throw in ( tall, dark,charming, looks 22)
    Yes Up withWoDoNoHA!
    Can we rename it - i can't remember what it is called

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