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The new Bond theme

Discussion in 'Personal' started by Ivartheboneless, Jan 16, 2020.

  1. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    The title song for the new Bond film is to be sung by someone called Billie Eilish (who her?), but here is my version, the theme to Thunder Golden No Balls Forever Twice Again

    A face like a raw Maris piper
    A lip you could wipe your feet on
    The ladies want to have all his babies
    But they might as well just dream on
    His suits so beautifully tailored
    To hide his weapon within
    He’ll murder his prey with compassion
    And do that incongruous grin

    anybody want to add? They get oscars you know!
     
  2. BelleDuJour

    BelleDuJour Star commenter

    Billie Eilish has produced some excellent and very edgy music.
    I think she will add a new dimension to the Bond theme. Looking forward to hearing it.
     
  3. LondonCanary

    LondonCanary Star commenter

    Every generation eventually has its "Who are The Beatles" musical moment.
     
  4. abwdSTEM

    abwdSTEM Occasional commenter

    Not so.

    Everyone (even my granny) knew all too well who The Sex Pistols were.

    :p
     
  5. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    You are no fun.
     
  6. catmother

    catmother Star commenter

    Me too.
     
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  7. BelleDuJour

    BelleDuJour Star commenter

    this:



    Edgy, controversial.....the whole 9 yards.
     
  8. MyOrchid

    MyOrchid Occasional commenter

    She's no Shirley Bassey...
     
  9. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

    She certainly is not!

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Jamvic

    Jamvic Star commenter

    Yup. Liked that, will look at more of her stuff. Would have loved it when I was a whippersnapper :D

    Can’t stand most Bond films or Bond hype though so totally indifferent as to the PR surrounding the newest theme opus.
     
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  11. cissy3

    cissy3 Star commenter

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  12. catmother

    catmother Star commenter

    Should be really good.
     
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  13. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter



    I got a minute in before realising I had better things to do with my life.

    Dull as ditch water.
     
  14. Ellakits

    Ellakits Senior commenter

    It’s got no oomph.

    It’s supposed to be a Bond theme. :rolleyes:
     
  15. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    It only got going at the end! Kept waiting for a chorus and some crescendo.

    Bring back Bassey.
     
  16. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Thinking about it, has Sir Tom Jones ever done one?

    That would be a cracker.
     
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  17. bombaysapphire

    bombaysapphire Star commenter

    It sounds like a watered down, slowed down, version of the Skyfall theme.
     
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  18. primarycat

    primarycat Star commenter

    They should have got Gunship to do it.
     
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  19. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Yes, Bombs! And the Sam Smith one! Was it Sam Smith?...

    Not impressed.
     
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  20. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Watered down like homeopathy. And just as effective.
     
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