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The most eye catching title of a newspaper article you've seen?

Discussion in 'Personal' started by Weald56, Nov 10, 2019.

  1. Weald56

    Weald56 Established commenter

  2. Weald56

    Weald56 Established commenter

    Having quoted one, then along comes another:

    The tiger next door: America’s backyard big cats


    It says:

    "An oft-quoted statistic is that there are more tigers in American back yards than there are left in the wild. According to the US Fish & Wildlife Service, there are between 3,200 and 3,500 tigers remaining in the wild globally. By some estimates there are 5,000 in captivity in the US, though there might be more."

    Who would have known?
  3. sbkrobson

    sbkrobson Star commenter

    Oi! Fake News!
    I saw this, and in fact the original report indicates that it was hands and not arms. He severed them in order to destroy the fingerprints, which is quaintly reminiscent of the forensically embryonic days of Holmes, silly man needs to learn some science.
    The world press have leaped on the excitement of the notion of arms in his bag, but in fact the Russian word for hands and arms is the same.
    Additionally, even if the English speaking press knew that "hands" was the original story, the headline reads somewhat differently
    "Woman's hands found in backpack of Russian professor".
    This just reads like a commonplace incidence of pick-pocketing on the Tube.
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  4. schoolsout4summer

    schoolsout4summer Star commenter

  5. Weald56

    Weald56 Established commenter

    Interesting, but this report says 'arms' too - and that he's admitted it:

  6. florian gassmann

    florian gassmann Star commenter

    Why are you spamming this across multiple threads?

    Incidentally, these people of Russian birth are said to be British citizens, so they are as entitled to donate to party funds as anyone else.
  7. BertieBassett2

    BertieBassett2 Star commenter

    Freddie Star ate my hamster?
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  8. Lazycat

    Lazycat Senior commenter

    One from many years ago:

    Alien turned my son into an olive
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  9. bigfatgit

    bigfatgit Occasional commenter

    Super Caley are fantastic celtic were atrocious
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  10. Dodros

    Dodros Star commenter


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  11. Stiltskin

    Stiltskin Star commenter

  12. nomad

    nomad Star commenter


    And a few from "Quote... Unquote" by Nigel Rees (1982):

    Wartime news from the Daily Mail .... Eighth Army push bottles up Germans

    Private Eye on a librarians strike in Essex ..... Book lack in Ongar

    London Daily Telegraph ...... Equity blacks Othello

    Gateshead Post ..... Chip shop owner battered man
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  13. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    One I'm waiting for is "Boris had Lyre Lessons Whilst Studying Classics."
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  14. colacao17

    colacao17 Senior commenter

    A caption, not a headline, but[​IMG]
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  15. Jamvic

    Jamvic Star commenter

    This one must be a spoof.

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  16. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

  17. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

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  18. sbkrobson

    sbkrobson Star commenter

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  19. gainly

    gainly Star commenter

    This headline got it a bit wrong!

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    gainly Star commenter

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