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The most excruciating chat up line you have ever been subjected to?

Discussion in 'Personal' started by Wanda_the_Wonder, Jul 2, 2020.

  1. Wanda_the_Wonder

    Wanda_the_Wonder Occasional commenter

    It happened to me at the staff Christmas dinner at a hotel restaurant in Wembley. I had just joined the school that term and didn't know all the staff. While we were circulating with drinks prior to dining a hulking great Geography teacher sauntered over to me and said: "I believe in miracles. Where you from? You sexy thing."
     
  2. stopwatch

    stopwatch Lead commenter

    And what was he drinking at the time?
     
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  3. sbkrobson

    sbkrobson Star commenter

    No brainer answer..
    You need to ask what it was laced with.
     
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  4. Bedlam3

    Bedlam3 Star commenter

    Hot Chocolate?
     
  5. ACOYEAR8

    ACOYEAR8 Star commenter

    What's a chat up line ? :(
     
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  6. Wanda_the_Wonder

    Wanda_the_Wonder Occasional commenter

    Well done!
     
  7. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    I don't think I've ever knowingly been subjected to a chat up line. Just as well that I met Mrs MSB at the tender age of 20 and was spared the whole chatting up experience really. :)
     
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  8. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

    "Hello, Sailor."

    :D
     
  9. oldsomeman

    oldsomeman Star commenter

    No one offers me a chat up line.....I am not that ' want you material'.
    Do men get chat up lines?
    I used to win my ex-girlfriends by being myself, friendly, caring , reasonable looking and willing to listen to their small talk lol.
    Those in this forum who have met me can tell you all the reasons why I do not get chatted up :rolleyes:
     
  10. Kandahar

    Kandahar Star commenter

    I trust you declined.
     
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  11. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    Here is today's utterly pointless unamusing uninteresting self-promoting Gene thread. Who'd a thought it!
     
  12. ilovesooty

    ilovesooty Star commenter

    Not that I've been subjected to it but "Do you come to Wetherspoons in Uxbridge often?" might be less than appealing.
     
  13. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

    Actually, 'The Good Yarn' but, as you say, a Wetherspoons.
     
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  14. grumbleweed

    grumbleweed Star commenter

    My husband's genuine opening line to me was 'so you're going to be my wife'.
    We had been cast in a panto. That was 35 years ago.
     
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  15. ilovesooty

    ilovesooty Star commenter

    That was it. I'd forgotten the name.
     
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  16. sbkrobson

    sbkrobson Star commenter

    What's the most excruciating opening post you have ever been subjected to?
    That was intended in my post just before yours
    **huffy sniff**
     
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  17. Dragonlady30

    Dragonlady30 Star commenter

    Bless!
     
  18. catbefriender

    catbefriender Lead commenter

    Did it 'urt?
    Did what hurt?
    When you fell?
    What?
    Did it 'urt when you fell from heaven?
    :eek::confused:


    Turn around
    Why?
    Just turn around, I want to see if you have angel wings.
    :mad:
     
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  19. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

    Well, they beat "Eh-oop. You don't sweat much for a fat lass!"
     
  20. stopwatch

    stopwatch Lead commenter

    Sir, Sir, Sir I suggested it first!
     
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