Maybe it is just me, or maybe there is a conspiracy, but time and time again as soon as I like something, the maker will stop making it or alter it out of all recognition. I shall start with an example, please feel free to add your own. Marks and Spencer plain black crew neck jumper. This was my staple for years. Washed up well, hid the fat, went with anything, nice and plain. And now? Now only available in snot green or other bright naff colours. Yes you can still get black jumpers from them if you want extraneous and oddly placed zips all over them. Or, yes you can still get a black jumper from them if you want V-neck, but I don't want V-neck, I want crew neck like they used to make. And no, I don't want a black marks and spencer jumper in black but with sparkles on it that looks like dandruff. No, I don't want one with the picture of a cute animal on it. No I don't want dodgy big bows all over it either. What is WRONG with their buyer??