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The Limerick Thread

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by ShadowMan, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    I once met a vicar from Fife...
     
  2. Who asked me to be his wife
     
  3. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    He was greasy and fat
    So I turned him down flat...
     
  4. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Then he turned round and ended my life
     
  5. grammarlady

    grammarlady Occasional commenter

    I once knew a dentist named Booth
     
  6. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    Whose habits were strange and uncouth.
     
  7. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    When using the drill
    He loved making folk ill
     
  8. tafkam

    tafkam Occasional commenter

    By making them drink warm Vermouth
     
  9. There was a young lady from Spain
     
  10. tafkam

    tafkam Occasional commenter

    Whose knickers were terribly plain
     
  11. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    Patterns and frills
    Gave her all sorts of ills...
     
  12. So she never wore any again.
     
  13. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    There was an old fool from Pembroke Dock
     
  14. Who loved to wear his wife's frock
     
  15. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Everyone wondered was he a man or woman

     
  16. A clue was the size of his sock!
     
  17. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    When the limerick thread went astray...
     
  18. grammarlady

    grammarlady Occasional commenter

    I read it and felt great dismay
     
  19. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    So I made up a song
    About why it'd gone wrong
     
  20. Saying it will improve in May.
     

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