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The Limerick Thread

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by ShadowMan, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Caught up in wrought iron gate
     
  2. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Round our way a rumour's been spread
     
  3. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    That MSB grows weed in his shed
     
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  4. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    He gets stoned every night
    Sprouts wings and takes flight
     
  5. asnac

    asnac Established commenter

    And ends up in ShowerGel's bed.
     
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  6. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    This rumour's been spread by his foes
     
  7. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Mainly asnac - horrid from bald head to toes
     
  8. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    +++[ABORT LIMERICK - REBOOT SEQUENCE INITIATED]+++

    +++[READY FOR INPUT]+++

    (Ahem)

    This thread's been too quiet since May
     
  9. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Just after poor Sue knelt down to pray
     
  10. needabreak

    needabreak Star commenter

    and was snuck up on by several beaus.
     
  11. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    One last try.. ( I feel like the junior doctor in an episode of ER who is still desperately pumping at the patient's chest after 45 minutes while the rest of the team are looking on in pity, and Dr Green brings an end to it with "Time of death 20:15")


    RIP the Limerick Thread
     
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  12. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Gelly weeps now you are dead
     
  13. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    But no doubt with some rhyming
    And excellent timing
     
  14. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    “We can resurrect it!” Gels just said.
     
  15. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    So let's all do our best to compose
     
  16. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    and not mention picking our nose
     
  17. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    But what will Gel do
    If she can't mention poo?
     
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  18. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    She'll sink into a lacklustre pose
     
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  19. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    So we'll have to allow some excreta
     
  20. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    And to mention the farts of vicar Peter
     

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