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The Limerick Thread

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by ShadowMan, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. asnac

    asnac Established commenter

    With Agnetha, Anni, Benny and Bjorn
     
  2. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Singing 'Oooh Mamma Mia'
    Whilst swigging Tia Maria...
     
  3. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    And rolling round nude on the lawn.
     
  4. asnac

    asnac Established commenter

    When I looked out the window last night
     
  5. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    I saw two well hung males havin' a fight
     
  6. oldsomeman

    oldsomeman Star commenter

    To her delight they stood up upright
     
  7. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    I gave a quick glance
    Then threw down some pants
     
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  8. asnac

    asnac Established commenter

    And asked them up for some Turkish Delight.
     
  9. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    When a jelly fish stung Mildred's thigh
     
  10. oldsomeman

    oldsomeman Star commenter

    It brought a tear to her eye
     
  11. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    It got so much worse
    That she needed a hearse
     
  12. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    and loads of cheap cards asking WHY?
     
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  13. asnac

    asnac Established commenter

    A marathon runner called Bill
     
  14. SisterDPS

    SisterDPS New commenter

    Kept putting off writing his will.
     
  15. oldsomeman

    oldsomeman Star commenter

    slipped on a ten dollar bill
     
  16. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    He rang his solicitor
    but refused to go visit her
     
  17. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Then he died whilst running up an hill
     
  18. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    The relatives swooped on his estate
     
  19. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    To pile up stuff for the school summer fete
     
  20. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    In the back of his garage
    they found Nigel Farage
     

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