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The Limerick Thread

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by ShadowMan, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    What they saw left them speechless, aghast!
     
  2. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Folk were covered with hair
    O'er their bodies quite bare
     
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  3. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    in Wisbech, the Friday before last.
     
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  4. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    "Oh yes, yes!" squealed Jenny to Jed
     
  5. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    as she lanced a huge boil on his head
     
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  6. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    And pus oozed down
    All yellowy brown
     
  7. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    I've just been sick on my bed...
     
  8. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Sue was baking whilst humming a tune
     
  9. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    called 'Stardust', a hit by Pat Boone
     
  10. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    When she heard hubby howl
    "Suze - could you bring up a towel?"
     
  11. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    "..my next annual shower's in June."
     
  12. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Jill, at last, was packed for her trip
     
  13. emilystrange

    emilystrange Star commenter

    Her hairbrush, her bra and her pink frilly slip
     
  14. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    She was holidaying alone
    New horizons - unknown
     
  15. asnac

    asnac Established commenter

    'Titanic' the name of her ship...
     
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  16. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    She embarked on a nice sunny day
     
  17. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Along with Prime Minister May
     
  18. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    They decided they were gay
    May yelled "Hip, hip hooray!"
     
  19. asnac

    asnac Established commenter

    When 'Abide with Me' started to play.
     
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  20. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    They frolicked from dusk to dawn
     

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