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Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by ShadowMan, Dec 19, 2009.
in the farmer next door's septic tank
As his face hit a poo
They all cried "Woo! Hoo!"
"..time to inherit and head for the bank!"
Sue felt proud of her hard won degree
Til her husband got his Ph.D
He always has to be better
So she wrote him a letter
"Your thesis is in the oven, gas mark 3."
He went off with Debs from next door
(only BTEC in Media, the w hore)
And while the thesis charred
He grew pulsatingly hard
and Debs (Grade F English) said "Cor!"
She caught sight of his Tes-timonials,
And yelled "Wow it says huge dangling b alls!."
But when you've got dyslexia
'huge jangling bells' can look sexier
When encased in tight silky thong smalls
The spacecraft spun out of control
Heading straight for the nearest wormhole
It slipped down quite well
Before a horrible smell...
Made them open the cabin porthole.
When they landed they'd gone back to the past