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The Limerick Thread

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by ShadowMan, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    in the farmer next door's septic tank
     
  2. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    As his face hit a poo
    They all cried "Woo! Hoo!"
     
  3. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    "..time to inherit and head for the bank!"
     
  4. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Sue felt proud of her hard won degree
     
  5. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Til her husband got his Ph.D
     
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  6. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    He always has to be better
    So she wrote him a letter
     
  7. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    "Your thesis is in the oven, gas mark 3."
     
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  8. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    He went off with Debs from next door
     
  9. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    (only BTEC in Media, the w hore)
     
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  10. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    And while the thesis charred
    He grew pulsatingly hard
     
  11. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    and Debs (Grade F English) said "Cor!"
     
  12. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    She caught sight of his Tes-timonials,
     
  13. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    And yelled "Wow it says huge dangling b alls!."
     
  14. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    But when you've got dyslexia
    'huge jangling bells' can look sexier
     
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  15. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    When encased in tight silky thong smalls
     
  16. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    The spacecraft spun out of control
     
  17. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Heading straight for the nearest wormhole
     
  18. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    It slipped down quite well
    Before a horrible smell...
     
  19. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Made them open the cabin porthole.
     
  20. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    When they landed they'd gone back to the past
     

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