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The Limerick Thread

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by ShadowMan, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. needabreak

    needabreak Star commenter

    Where he had a slight golden glow
     
  2. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    'Twas the jaundice he had
    Which made him feel bad
     
  3. Rachelmbx

    Rachelmbx Star commenter

    And tied him in knots down below.
     
  4. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    He crouched, then set off at top speed
     
  5. galerider123

    galerider123 Lead commenter

    Twelve metres per second indeed
     
  6. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Then he looked down and said
    "Oh ****, where's me sled?"
     
  7. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    "And me spliffs of best quality weed."
     
  8. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Norah stared straight at Ken and sobbed "Why?!"
     
  9. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    "Did you not like my Bramley apple pie?"
     
  10. galerider123

    galerider123 Lead commenter

    He said, "Love, your false teeth
    Were sat staring beneath...
     
  11. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    So Fie to your pie Norah, Fie!
     
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  12. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    "Can I get you some trifle, instead?"
     
  13. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    "A mere trifle?!" yelled Ken, turning red
     
  14. galerider123

    galerider123 Lead commenter

    I am fair dun in-
    Just give me plum puddin'
     
  15. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    "Please darlin' then take me to bed."
     
  16. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Barry thought "It's time to change gender"
     
  17. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    "I'd like you to all call me Brenda!"
     
  18. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    "But I'm only a T,
    and not LGB"
     
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  19. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Never mind - let's go on a bender!
     
  20. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Sue wept as they buried her Frank
     

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