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Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by ShadowMan, Dec 19, 2009.
Where he had a slight golden glow
'Twas the jaundice he had
Which made him feel bad
And tied him in knots down below.
He crouched, then set off at top speed
Twelve metres per second indeed
Then he looked down and said
"Oh ****, where's me sled?"
"And me spliffs of best quality weed."
Norah stared straight at Ken and sobbed "Why?!"
"Did you not like my Bramley apple pie?"
He said, "Love, your false teeth
Were sat staring beneath...
So Fie to your pie Norah, Fie!
"Can I get you some trifle, instead?"
"A mere trifle?!" yelled Ken, turning red
I am fair dun in-
Just give me plum puddin'
"Please darlin' then take me to bed."
Barry thought "It's time to change gender"
"I'd like you to all call me Brenda!"
"But I'm only a T,
and not LGB"
Never mind - let's go on a bender!
Sue wept as they buried her Frank