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The Limerick Thread

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by ShadowMan, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Them Frenchies, they like to swim bare.
     
  2. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    But they go froid et blanche
    because it faces La Manche
     
  3. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    and their dangly bits go all vert!
     
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  4. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Jane felt faint as she climbed up the hill
     
  5. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    but on Everest without oxygen you will
     
  6. asnac

    asnac Established commenter

    To her Sherpa she said,
    "Let's go bowling instead"
     
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  7. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    "..there are nicer places to chill."
     
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  8. asnac

    asnac Established commenter

    A teacher said, "I've had enough
     
  9. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    of this sugary, jammy cream puff,"
     
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  10. Rachelmbx

    Rachelmbx Star commenter

    I've dropped loads of goo
    All over my shoe
     
  11. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    and on my huge wad of INSET day guff.
     
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  12. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    "Oh dear!" sighed Bill in dismay
     
  13. Rachelmbx

    Rachelmbx Star commenter

    My new pet has gone astray
     
  14. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    ..though it's silly I know
    to have bought a Rhino
     
  15. galerider123

    galerider123 Lead commenter

    From the pets corner "extra large" bay.
     
  16. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    "Oh no, not again" thought Mrs May
     
  17. needabreak

    needabreak Star commenter

    I've lost my needle in hay
     
  18. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    "I can't stand the way Frau Merkel does schmirkel"
     
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  19. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    And wish they could mean what they say
     
  20. galerider123

    galerider123 Lead commenter

    The Olympian stood on the snow
     

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