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Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by ShadowMan, Dec 19, 2009.
Them Frenchies, they like to swim bare.
But they go froid et blanche
because it faces La Manche
and their dangly bits go all vert!
Jane felt faint as she climbed up the hill
but on Everest without oxygen you will
To her Sherpa she said,
"Let's go bowling instead"
"..there are nicer places to chill."
A teacher said, "I've had enough
of this sugary, jammy cream puff,"
I've dropped loads of goo
All over my shoe
and on my huge wad of INSET day guff.
"Oh dear!" sighed Bill in dismay
My new pet has gone astray
..though it's silly I know
to have bought a Rhino
From the pets corner "extra large" bay.
"Oh no, not again" thought Mrs May
I've lost my needle in hay
"I can't stand the way Frau Merkel does schmirkel"
And wish they could mean what they say
The Olympian stood on the snow