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Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by ShadowMan, Dec 19, 2009.
when they meet for the Easter Shin Kicking
they have Chocolate Bunny Throwing,
and plastic daffodil growing,
And to finish, the Grand Bogie Flicking.
These traditions began long ago
At the Snickingborough Vegetable Show
When the carrots were great
And fit lads had oats to sow.
Maidens frolicked from lad to lad
Then got told to behave by their dad
It's not very nice
To indulge in your vice
When your knickers are made of thick plaid.
The ladies in Snicking-on-Sea
have a strange way of pouring their tea
They snap off the spout
So the tea gushes out
And blends with a vintage Chablis.
In Snicking-on-Sea the men
are all called Ben, Len or Ken
Any non-rhyming child
Is promptly exiled
And kept in a large holding pen.
Their twin town is Snickville-sur-mer