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The Limerick Thread

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by ShadowMan, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    when they meet for the Easter Shin Kicking
     
  2. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    they have Chocolate Bunny Throwing,
    and plastic daffodil growing,
     
  3. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    And to finish, the Grand Bogie Flicking.
     
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  4. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    These traditions began long ago
     
  5. asnac

    asnac Established commenter

    At the Snickingborough Vegetable Show
     
  6. Alceanne1

    Alceanne1 Senior commenter

    In 1808
    When the carrots were great
     
  7. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    And fit lads had oats to sow.
     
  8. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Maidens frolicked from lad to lad
     
  9. asnac

    asnac Established commenter

    Then got told to behave by their dad
     
  10. Rachelmbx

    Rachelmbx Star commenter

    It's not very nice
    To indulge in your vice
     
  11. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    When your knickers are made of thick plaid.
     
  12. asnac

    asnac Established commenter

    The ladies in Snicking-on-Sea
     
  13. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    have a strange way of pouring their tea
     
  14. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    They snap off the spout
    So the tea gushes out
     
  15. asnac

    asnac Established commenter

    And blends with a vintage Chablis.
     
  16. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    In Snicking-on-Sea the men
     
  17. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    are all called Ben, Len or Ken
     
  18. asnac

    asnac Established commenter

    Any non-rhyming child
    Is promptly exiled
     
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  19. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    And kept in a large holding pen.
     
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  20. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Their twin town is Snickville-sur-mer
     

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