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Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by ShadowMan, Dec 19, 2009.
Who smelt so foul it made your hair curl
All around did complain
Although it was in vain
So they all continued to hurl
An elegant dame known as Pam
Was fond of spaghetti with Spam.
No-one else gave a jot
She thought they'd forgot
So she added a spoonful of jam
I know a greengrocer named Pete
Who had terribly smelly feet
He tried tincture of rose
On all of his toes
And now he's a pleasure to meet.
There was an old crone from Cork
Who ate all her soup with a fork
To eat ***-a-leekie
Took more than a weekie
So she missed her plane trip to New York
I know an old wizard named Hal
Whose wand was lost in a canal
He bravely dived in
But was stabbed by a fin
And was saved by a mermaid named Sal.