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The Limerick Thread

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by ShadowMan, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Who smelt so foul it made your hair curl
     
  2. All around did complain
    Although it was in vain
     
  3. grammarlady

    grammarlady Occasional commenter

    So they all continued to hurl
     
  4. grammarlady

    grammarlady Occasional commenter

    An elegant dame known as Pam
     
  5. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    Was fond of spaghetti with Spam.
     
  6. No-one else gave a jot
    She thought they'd forgot
     
  7. grammarlady

    grammarlady Occasional commenter

    So she added a spoonful of jam
     
  8. grammarlady

    grammarlady Occasional commenter

    I know a greengrocer named Pete
     
  9. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Who had terribly smelly feet
     
  10. grammarlady

    grammarlady Occasional commenter

    He tried tincture of rose
    On all of his toes
     
  11. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    And now he's a pleasure to meet.
     
  12. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    There was an old crone from Cork
     
  13. grammarlady

    grammarlady Occasional commenter

    Who ate all her soup with a fork
     
  14. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    To eat ***-a-leekie
    Took more than a weekie
     
  15. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

  16. grammarlady

    grammarlady Occasional commenter

    So she missed her plane trip to New York
     
  17. grammarlady

    grammarlady Occasional commenter

    I know an old wizard named Hal
     
  18. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    Whose wand was lost in a canal
     
  19. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    He bravely dived in
    But was stabbed by a fin
     
  20. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    And was saved by a mermaid named Sal.
     

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