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The Limerick Thread

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by ShadowMan, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    With a smile and a snigger
    He'd make things much bigger...
     
  2. Especially his own magic stick.
     
  3. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    A widow named Angela Hunt...
     
  4. Decided to hire a punt
     
  5. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    The rower, named Fred
    Took her straight back to bed...
     
  6. Where he barked like a hound from the hunt!
     
  7. Couldn't think of a different word!

    There was a man from France
     
  8. I can now!

    The rower,named Fred
    Took her straight to his bed
    And fell asleep with a snore and a grunt.

    There was a man from France

     
  9. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    I thought you were going to say:

    The rower,named Fred
    Took her straight to his bed
    And inserted his pole in her...garden shed for safe keeping.
     
  10. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    Anyway, anyway, anyway
    There was a man from France...
    Who wore knickers rather than pants.
     
  11. All the people who knew
    Claimed he'd only turn blue


     
  12. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    If they were frilly and he did a dance
    There was an ugly s od from Diss ( it's in Norfolk )
     
  13. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    Who hated the French and the Swiss.
     
  14. He decided one day
    That when he went away
     
  15. grammarlady

    grammarlady Occasional commenter

    He'd blow everyone a big kiss!
     
  16. grammarlady

    grammarlady Occasional commenter

    There was an old hag from St. Cloud
     
  17. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    Whose blow offs were smelly and loud
     
  18. Air freshners were sprayed
    And everyone prayed
     
  19. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    ...for farting to be disallowed.
     
  20. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    There once was a pompous old earl...
     

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