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The Limerick Thread

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by ShadowMan, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. Their singing was dire

     
  2. grammarlady

    grammarlady Occasional commenter

    They were chucked from the choir
    And banished to that county called Cork!
     
  3. grammarlady

    grammarlady Occasional commenter

    I know of a lawyer from Slough
     
  4. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    Whose cat used to bark - not meow
     
  5. It made the vet scream
    And now it would seem
     
  6. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    It's this year's Crufts' winner - somehow!
     
  7. There was a young lady from Bute
     
  8. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    Who did something rude with a flute.
     
  9. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    It fitted in fine
    And felt so divine
     
  10. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    And when she squeezed hard it went 'toot' (sorry)
     
  11. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    There was a old man from Dundee
     
  12. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    Who kept hens and a mad chimpanzee
     
  13. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    One night he went to bed
    And by dawn was dead

     
  14. Leaving the chimp , his hens and me.
     
  15. grammarlady

    grammarlady Occasional commenter

    I knew a detective named Spade
     
  16. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Who often lay nude in the shade
     
  17. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    Then old Mrs. Moore,
    Came round from next door...
     
  18. And asked if she could sharpen his blade.
     
  19. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    There was a young wizard named Dick...
     
  20. Who invented an astonishing trick
     

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