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Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by ShadowMan, Dec 19, 2009.
Their singing was dire
They were chucked from the choir
And banished to that county called Cork!
I know of a lawyer from Slough
Whose cat used to bark - not meow
It made the vet scream
And now it would seem
It's this year's Crufts' winner - somehow!
There was a young lady from Bute
Who did something rude with a flute.
It fitted in fine
And felt so divine
And when she squeezed hard it went 'toot' (sorry)
There was a old man from Dundee
Who kept hens and a mad chimpanzee
One night he went to bed
And by dawn was dead
Leaving the chimp , his hens and me.
I knew a detective named Spade
Who often lay nude in the shade
Then old Mrs. Moore,
Came round from next door...
And asked if she could sharpen his blade.
There was a young wizard named Dick...
Who invented an astonishing trick