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The Limerick Thread

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by ShadowMan, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. There was a young lad from Kent
     
  2. Who often was said to be bent
     
  3. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Who was completely and utterly bent
     
  4. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    One night he felt shattered, totally knackered

     
  5. And became straight at the beginning of Lent.
     
  6. ( ShowerGel and I were on the same wavelength there! )
    There was a grandmother from Grantham
     
  7. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    Whose sons were both terribly hanthome.
     
  8. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    On the day they wed, she dropped dead
     
  9. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    'Cause the brides looked like Marilyn Manthon. (developed a lisp)
     
  10. And came back to haunt them as a phantom.
     
  11. Late yet again!

    Ther was a dog called Rover
     
  12. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Who roamed the streets of Dover
     
  13. He chased a cat, then followed a rat
     
  14. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Wh bit him and clawed him all over

     
  15. There was a young lady called ShowerGel
     
  16. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Who didn't feel particularly well
     
  17. She had a problem with slugs, and all sorts of bugs
     
  18. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Her life was so hard, can't you tell?
     
  19. There was an elderly lady from York
     
  20. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    Whose cousin was Icelander, Bjork.
     

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