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Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by ShadowMan, Dec 19, 2009.
There was a young lad from Kent
Who often was said to be bent
Who was completely and utterly bent
One night he felt shattered, totally knackered
And became straight at the beginning of Lent.
( ShowerGel and I were on the same wavelength there! )
There was a grandmother from Grantham
Whose sons were both terribly hanthome.
On the day they wed, she dropped dead
'Cause the brides looked like Marilyn Manthon. (developed a lisp)
And came back to haunt them as a phantom.
Late yet again!
Ther was a dog called Rover
Who roamed the streets of Dover
He chased a cat, then followed a rat
Wh bit him and clawed him all over
There was a young lady called ShowerGel
Who didn't feel particularly well
She had a problem with slugs, and all sorts of bugs
Her life was so hard, can't you tell?
There was an elderly lady from York
Whose cousin was Icelander, Bjork.