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The Limerick Thread

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by ShadowMan, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    There was an old granny called Mabel...
     
  2. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Established commenter

    Who liked to sit under the table
     
  3. Whenever she did
    His dog named Sid
     
  4. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Established commenter

    Thought he was Jesus in the stable
     
  5. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    Better than I expected. [​IMG]

    There once was a teacher named Hooples...
     
  6. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Established commenter

    Who lived in downtown Shooples
     
  7. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    When taking a p *ss
    She heard shouts of 'Oi! Miss!'
     
  8. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Established commenter

    'We can see your pleasure-mound Dooples'.
     
  9. grammarlady

    grammarlady Occasional commenter

    There was a young student called Freddy
     
  10. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Established commenter

    Who liked going to bed with his teddy
     
  11. But late one night
    He got a fright
     
  12. grammarlady

    grammarlady Occasional commenter

    Since then he's been rather unsteady!
     
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  13. grammarlady

    grammarlady Occasional commenter

    There lived a tall maiden named Penny
     
  14. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    Of brain cells she did not have many
     
  15. She bought a cat
    Which was actually a bat
     
  16. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    And screamed all the way to Kilkenny.
     
  17. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    There lived a rich Texan named Fred...
     
  18. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Established commenter

    Who loved taking ladies to bed
     
  19. It happened one night
    Not long out of sight
     
  20. ShadowMan

    ShadowMan New commenter

    When his pencil ran clean out of lead.
     

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