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Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by ShadowMan, Dec 19, 2009.
There was an old granny called Mabel...
Who liked to sit under the table
Whenever she did
His dog named Sid
Thought he was Jesus in the stable
Better than I expected.
There once was a teacher named Hooples...
Who lived in downtown Shooples
When taking a p *ss
She heard shouts of 'Oi! Miss!'
'We can see your pleasure-mound Dooples'.
There was a young student called Freddy
Who liked going to bed with his teddy
But late one night
He got a fright
Since then he's been rather unsteady!
There lived a tall maiden named Penny
Of brain cells she did not have many
She bought a cat
Which was actually a bat
And screamed all the way to Kilkenny.
There lived a rich Texan named Fred...
Who loved taking ladies to bed
It happened one night
Not long out of sight
When his pencil ran clean out of lead.