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The Joys of Teaching

Discussion in 'Primary' started by Waiguoren, May 17, 2011.

  1. Waiguoren

    Waiguoren New commenter

    I found this mentioned in a behaviour book by Bill Rogers, and thought it was worth sharing, if you haven't seen it before:
    <u>The Joy of Teaching</u>
    Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and, gathering them around him, he taught them, saying:
    Then Simon Peter said, "Are we supposed to know this?"
    And Andrew said, "Do we have to write this down?"
    And James said, "Is this examinable?"
    And Phillip said, "Is there an answer guide in the library?"
    And Bartholomew said, "What came after poor?"
    And John said, "The other disciples didn't have to learn this!"
    And Mark said, "Don't take the overhead off yet."
    And Matthew went to the bathroom.
    One of the Pharisees who was present asked to see Jesus' lesson plan and enquired of Jesus, "Where are your anticipatory set and your objectives in the cognitive domain?"
    And Jesus wept.
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  2. nick909

    nick909 Star commenter

    Other than all of the banging on about Jesus - excellent.

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