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The irrelevant thread

Discussion in 'Personal' started by dumpty, Jul 16, 2020.

  1. dumpty

    dumpty Star commenter

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  2. Nanny Ogg

    Nanny Ogg Occasional commenter

    I can’t find cauliflower rice in the frozen section at Morrisons any more. Gutted.
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  3. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

  4. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    That's a win.

    So. I've been a Libra all this time, not a Scorpio. And even as a Scorpio, one of my ruling planets, Pluto, got downgraded. I wondered why my horoscopes were always wrong. Good to hear there's a sound scientific reason for it.
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  5. S1a3t5u7r9n

    S1a3t5u7r9n Established commenter

    Give it a break mate
  6. Ro13

    Ro13 Occasional commenter

    Size of mugs on Jeremy Vine??!!
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  7. CheeseMongler

    CheeseMongler Lead commenter

    If this is the irrelevant thread, does that mean all other threads are relevant?
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  8. sodalime

    sodalime Star commenter

    Ceiling first and then the walls, carpets last.
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  9. dumpty

    dumpty Star commenter

    Alas no. As this thread is genuinely irrelevant while others try to have relevance, it is therefore exceedingly relevant due to being wholy irrelevant and proud of it.

    The relevance is within its irrelevance.

    And that has somehow reminded me to buy some Mr Kipling cakes.
  10. sbkrobson

    sbkrobson Star commenter

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  11. sbkrobson

    sbkrobson Star commenter

    You are just bitter at being ousted by this thread!
  12. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    One-trick pony.
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  13. dumpty

    dumpty Star commenter

    Actually I do seem to remember Nancy Reagan was reported as using the zodiacs to influence when Ronnie would go about his business.
  14. ridleyrumpus

    ridleyrumpus Star commenter

    Always been my argument against Astrology. Of course there were 13 signs of the Zodiac 52/13 = 4. It makes munch more sense for a month (Month=moon) to be 28 days long when the lunar cycle is 27.33days rather than the odd system we have at the moment of 30 and a bit.

    More to the point what gives with the months, september, sept = 7 but is the ninth month, october, oct = 8 and is the tenth month, november, novem=9 but is the eleventh month and december, dec=10 but is the 12th month.

    (BTW I know the reason.)
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  15. dumpty

    dumpty Star commenter

    Scorpios are now the most at risk of an exodus, seeing as the period for being a Scorpio is down to 5-6 days.
  16. dumpty

    dumpty Star commenter

    Ahh I am refusing to google it....was is something to do with Julius Caeser though? Although that was more the names used, am not sure why it does indeed appear the months were named in numerical order, yet somehow had 2 months added.

    Meaning who is or was January and February?? Latin for one is....unus(?) and two was 'duo'....nothing like Jan and Feb. I would have expected Janus and Duorary or something.

    The plot thickens.
  17. stopwatch

    stopwatch Lead commenter

    Ousted or outed?
  18. stopwatch

    stopwatch Lead commenter

    That’s being generous!
  19. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Ophiuchus and Serpens. Heaven help any man married to a woman born under that sign.
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  20. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    And I am no longer a Taurean. Linda Goodman, in her Sun Signs, described Taurean men as the best husbands but, it seems, I am having to lose that cachet. A mere Aries. It's the clique out to get me.
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