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The Deacon's Dug

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by anon4561, Mar 29, 2012.

  1. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    the deacon's dog is a diving dog
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    the dog was last seen with a cat, a sack, some heavy stones and some rope......
     
  2. Lol! The deacon's dog is a diva dog

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    The deacon is hoping that it won't decide to join the church choir.
     
  3. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    The deacon's dog is a detective dog.
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    The deacon is hoping the dog will get to the bottom of where the communion wine is going. How naive can a deacon be ...?
     
  4. The deacon's dog is a dry dog, in spite of the rain

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    He's not very grateful for the parson's attempts, and is plotting his revenge, as he knows he looks like a complete 'eejit'
     
  5. whapbapboogy

    whapbapboogy New commenter

    He's abandonned the coat, and the deacon's dog has become a drippy dog.
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  6. The deacon's dog is a debonair dog

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    The dog is plotting his revenge after being made to dress like this for the Church's fundraising Fred Astaire movie night.....
     
  7. Upping!

    The deacon's dog is an eager dog

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    He's hoping the deacon will give him some 'duggy' treats!
     
  8. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    The deacon's dog is easily recognised
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    it's the one eating bamboo shoots [​IMG]
     
  9. The deacon's dug is an elderly dug

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    The deacon does wish that the dug wouldn't borrow his glasses without asking though...
     
  10. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    The deacon's dog is a forgotten dog. Ahhhhhhhhhh!
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  11. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    The deacon's dog is a fierce dog.
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    That would have to be in its own mind of course Since the deacon's wife has other ideas.
    The deacon is refusing to take the dog out for walkies!
    The parson's cat can hardly restrain itself.
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  12. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    the deacon's dog is a fireman's dog
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    He couldn't wait to squirt the parson's cat with his hose..
     
  13. The parson's dog is a frizzy dog

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    The parson is searching for the local dog grooming company and thinks that a wash and trim would be a good idea.
     
  14. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    The Deacon's dog is a foldable dog
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    The Deacon is pleased to be able to store him away conveniently.
     
  15. dozymare1957

    dozymare1957 Occasional commenter

    The Deacon's dug is a flatulent dog
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  16. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    the deacon's dog is a
    flexible dog
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  17. dozymare1957

    dozymare1957 Occasional commenter

    The Deacon's dog is a flower dog
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  18. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    The Deacon's dog is a fed-up of fashion dog.
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    Mrs Deacon had the idea that the dog could make it in the fashion world.and help the Deacon's charity funds.
     
  19. dozymare1957

    dozymare1957 Occasional commenter

    The Deacon's dug is a foamy dug (I hope)
    [​IMG] Please tell me this is foam and not something distasteful!
     
  20. The deacon's dog is a flaky dog...

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    The parson hopes that that tongue has not been dipping into the altar wine again
     

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