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The Daily Mail-o-matic

Discussion in 'Personal' started by TheoGriff, Jan 19, 2011.

  1. TheoGriff

    TheoGriff Star commenter

    Go to this link and click the Refresh button for an automatic Daily-Mail-type headline.
    http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/
    You can then go on clicking for hours . . .
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    TheoGriff. Member of the TES Careers Advice Service.
    The TES Careers Advice service runs seminars, one-to-one careers and applications advice, one-to-one interview coaching and an application review service.
    I shall be doing Application and Interview one-to-ones, and also contributing to the Job Application Seminars and Weekend Workshops over February half term. We shall be looking at application letters, executive summaries and interviews.
    The next Weekend Workshop on applications is on Sunday 23rd January. Contact advice@tes.co.uk for more details on all of these.
    Look forward to seeing you!
     
  2. ian60

    ian60 New commenter

    'Trendy teacher advisor causes outrage with childish internet prank'
     
  3. ARE YOBS INFECTING BRITAIN'S SWANS WITH AIDS?
     
  4. IS RIP-OFF BRITAIN HURTING YOUR HOUSE?
     
  5. TheoGriff

    TheoGriff Star commenter


    WILL RIP-OFF BRITAIN MAKE TAXPAYERS OBESE?
    WILL IMMIGRANTS DEFRAUD THE QUEEN?
    HAS THE E.U. RIPPED OFF HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?
    WILL YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL DESTROY COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?
    WILL YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL GIVE YOUR DAUGHTERS SWINE FLU?
    They are just hilarious. Yoiu can just so see them on the front page. Anyone here teach Media Studies?

    ____________________________________________________________
    TheoGriff. Member of the TES Careers Advice Service.
    The TES Careers Advice service runs seminars, one-to-one careers and applications advice, one-to-one interview coaching and an application review service.
    I shall be doing Application and Interview one-to-ones, and also contributing to the Job Application Seminars and Weekend Workshops over February half term. We shall be looking at application letters, executive summaries and interviews.
    The next Weekend Workshop on applications is on Sunday 23rd January. Contact advice@tes.co.uk for more details on all of these.
    Look forward to seeing you!
     
  6. COULD FEMINISM TURN TAXPAYERS' MONEY GAY?
    lol!

    Theo, this has entertained me on and off all day [​IMG]
     
  7. TheoGriff

    TheoGriff Star commenter

    Yes, my sister has banned her team from looking at it except in coffee breaks. Spoilsport!
    COULD CYCLISTS MAKE COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY AN IMMIGRATION ISSUE?
    ____________________________________________________________
    TheoGriff. Member of the TES Careers Advice Service.
    The TES Careers Advice service runs seminars, one-to-one careers and applications advice, one-to-one interview coaching and an application review service.
    I shall be doing Application and Interview one-to-ones, and also contributing to the Job Application Seminars and Weekend Workshops over February half term. We shall be looking at application letters, executive summaries and interviews.
    The next Weekend Workshop on applications is on Sunday 23rd January. Contact advice@tes.co.uk for more details on all of these.
    Look forward to seeing you!
     
  8. TheoGriff

    TheoGriff Star commenter

    Sorry - I can't stop:
    ARE GYPSIES IMPREGNATING BRITAIN'S FARMERS?
    COULD THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT HAVE SEX WITH PENSIONERS?
    ____________________________________________________________
    TheoGriff. Member of the TES Careers Advice Service.
    The TES Careers Advice service runs seminars, one-to-one careers and applications advice, one-to-one interview coaching and an application review service.
    I shall be doing Application and Interview one-to-ones, and also contributing to the Job Application Seminars and Weekend Workshops over February half term. We shall be looking at application letters, executive summaries and interviews.
    The next Weekend Workshop on applications is on Sunday 23rd January. Contact advice@tes.co.uk for more details on all of these.
    Look forward to seeing you!
     
  9. WILL ASYLUM SEEKERS GIVE THE COUNTRYSIDE CANCER? Hahahaha! Love it [​IMG]
     
  10. WILL TEACHERS TURN THE MIDDLE CLASS GAY?
    ARE TEACHERS KILLING TAXPAYERS' MONEY?

    WILL TEACHERS DESTROY THE MIDDLE CLASS?
    And my personal favourite...
    IS THE LABOUR PARTY HAVING SEX WITH YOUR PETS?
     
  11. WILL FACEBOOK TURN COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY GAY?
     
  12. lurk_much

    lurk_much Occasional commenter

    TRENDY MIDDLE CLASS CHILDREN TARGET BRITAIN'S PAEDOPHILE PENSIONERS

     
  13. lurk_much

    lurk_much Occasional commenter

    FERAL HEADTEACHER BUTCHERS SIX ADDLED PARENTS IN DRUNKEN DRUG CRAZED BRAWL AFTER OFFENSIVE SPITTING FIT AND DAMAGES TATTOOED LADYPARTS IN ORGIASTIC BOARDRUBBER FRENZY
     
  14. TheoGriff

    TheoGriff Star commenter

    You just made that one up, Lurk!
    (Either that or it is a real one from the Mail - the Mail-o-matic doesn't do titles that long, that's how I know)
    ____________________________________________________________
    TheoGriff. Member of the TES Careers Advice Service.
    The TES Careers Advice service runs seminars, one-to-one careers and applications advice, one-to-one interview coaching and an application review service.
    I shall be doing Application and Interview one-to-ones, and also contributing to the Job Application Seminars and Weekend Workshops over February half term. We shall be looking at application letters, executive summaries and interviews.
    The next Weekend Workshop on applications is on Sunday 23rd January. Contact advice@tes.co.uk for more details on all of these.
    Look forward to seeing you!
     

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