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The cow, the ant, and the old f.a.r.t.

Discussion in 'Personal' started by monicabilongame, Jul 31, 2018.

  1. monicabilongame

    monicabilongame Star commenter

    The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart.

    A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

    The cow said, "I give 3 gallons of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"

    The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can
    carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"

    Why are you scrolling down?

    It's your turn to say something ...
    les25paul, emerald52, kibosh and 6 others like this.
  2. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    Yeah ... it ends in "off"!
  3. monicabilongame

    monicabilongame Star commenter

  4. peakster

    peakster Star commenter

    Come on Monica ...it's the f***** summer holidays - we're all burned out.
    nomad likes this.
  5. monicabilongame

    monicabilongame Star commenter

    @peakster it made me laugh when I read it. Sorry if it's not as funny to everyone else as I thought it was.

    @TES_Rosaline Can you remove this post please. Don't want to offend anyone else.
  6. bombaysapphire

    bombaysapphire Star commenter

    I thought it was funny. I assumed that it was directed at other forum users though ;):p
    knitone and kibosh like this.
  7. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

    It's like those times when you're in a group and you can't pinpoint who the **** is. Then you realise, oh I'm the ****. It's happened to me many times.
  8. monicabilongame

    monicabilongame Star commenter

    I read somewhere that every family has that one eccentric relative, and spent a while trawling through my various relatives wondering who it was, until I arrived at me. Then the penny dropped.

    And no, it wasn't directed at other forum users... I try not to do snarky posts.
    coffeekid likes this.
  9. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

    I'd like to point out I'm not old, though...

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  10. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

    I come from a family of freaks yet I get the weirdo label.
  11. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Offending people since 10:18 this morning.
    kibosh likes this.
  12. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

    I don't think anyone will be offended, @monicabilongame ! If they are then... sigh.
    Laphroig, emerald52 and josienig like this.
  13. install

    install Star commenter

    Lol Made me giggle.

    I am not the greatest - so I will leave to the ant and the cow to fight over :p
    Last edited: Jul 31, 2018
  14. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    I'm rapidly becoming an 'old fart' and i wish i could pinpoint the time of the start of the decline into fartism, but I can't . . . which is bound to be symptomatic of the condition :) It was probably birth, though!

    Espèce de vieux schnock, c'est moi.
    install likes this.
  15. Jesmond12

    Jesmond12 Star commenter

    My wife has just called me an old f a r t. So it must be me!
  16. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

    I went through that transitional stage years ago and am now reaching full maturity as a cantankerous old git.
    emerald52, kibosh and install like this.
  17. peakster

    peakster Star commenter

    I've been a cartankerous old git since 1987
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  18. install

    install Star commenter

    Heh - I'm Spartacus, or do I mean an old...?
    nomad likes this.
  19. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    As late as that? You seem to have had more practise than a mere 31 years would imply :p:D
    bombaysapphire likes this.
  20. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    An old Fartacus?:)

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