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The Bauble's Bar

Discussion in 'Personal' started by anon2113, Jun 28, 2011.

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    eggon 28/06/2011 at 18:02







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    Well Thursday is my first day off since my last day off ,
    question is will the bar be open , will it be closed by TES in sympathy ,
    orwill it be blocked by a big thing from somewhere dark ..... me thinks
    I will cut future losses and a pint of C*** Crippler landlord .... and
    from the wickets please!

    You'll have a bloody creme de menthe shandy and like it.
     
  2. marshypops

    marshypops New commenter

    Would you like me to pour that for you?
     
  3. Why thank you Ms. Marshypops...I'll have an olde and filthy if you are offering. :¬))
     
  4. You can't have one if you already are one, baubly.

    Mine's a stiff one, but more of that later. I'll take a crate of Old Peculiar, please.

    cyolba, drinking his way to the summer holidays :)
     
  5. marshypops

    marshypops New commenter

    Olde and filthy coming right up... on second thoughts I think he's just ahead of this post [​IMG]
     
  6. You just had to let him in , didn't you?
     
  7. Oi! I've has at least one shower this millenium (which is up on the previous millenium). And where is my Old Pec?

    cyolba, the "before" part of a Daz commercial :)
     
  8. *hopes to goodness that the new cellar is strong enough*
     
  9. marshypops

    marshypops New commenter

    I couldn't stop him...
    Isn't it the landlord's job to "bar" customers?
     
  10. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    Not always. They could always hire me to do the job. [​IMG]

     
  11. Surely one of the pre-requisites of "customer" is the willingness and ability to pay?
     
  12. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    Baubs, you would be paying me to throw out your non-paying and otherwise rowdy customers. And anyone wearing a kilt!!
    Assuming that last post was directed at me of course. [​IMG]

     
  13. Sorry kibosh I didn't see your last post...have you been to bouncer school?

    The last post was tossed casually in the direction of Cy.
     
  14. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    Yes, as a matter of fact I have, 2 years of late nights and a lorra lorra fun [​IMG]
    Good training for teaching!
     
  15. if everyone's standing at the door trying to stop me from getting in, is there anyone actually at the bar to pour me a large white wine?
     
  16. emilystrange

    emilystrange Star commenter

    no need, if no one's allowed in...
     
  17. I'd heard that you were a casual tosser, Baubsy. Fancy a Bishop's Finger? I've got a whole fistful of them.

    cyolba, not making Oscar Wilde turn in his grave :)
     
  18. wordsworth

    wordsworth Senior commenter

    i'll just have a double G+T please. [​IMG]
     
  19. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    Ladies your drinks are poured and served with pannache and aplomb [​IMG] - I also used to be a barmaid.
     
  20. Evening, luv. Folks were looking for you the other day. There was a thread about it. You must be popular - not something I've ever had to worry about.

    cyolba, on his fifth pint of the evening :)
     

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