I may have slightly ranted about my neighbour reporting me to the council yesterday about "square dancing random animals", which set off my security light. This could, apparently, result in a fine in a Magistrates' Court or even worse, a private prosecution. So, I said to them, animals are beyond my control, tell him to get better curtains, and I have moved the light onto my newly built garage. Therefore the Council are writing to tell him he's as daft as a brush, according to the conversation I had, and the complaint deleted. Anyone else have difficult neighbours? This is the one that I think grumpy told me to bolt the door to a year or more ago?