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Discussion in 'Personal' started by Dunteachin, Nov 17, 2016.
What I make of it is that you are rambling and should get some therapy.
Good Morning, Reader! Very cold, dark and dank. Two brass monkeys have walked past, holding spherical objects.
Mizz Groat - most laudable to turn your duvitt cover inside out, but to avoid hauling it out, full of towels and other items, you must button up the duvitt cover, first!
It's a pain, but it does avoid the situation you describe.
Dear Mrs Dunty
I am very worried about this Corona virus.
Should I stop going to the Chinese takeaway down the road?
Dear Mrs Dunty
I am telling the Corona pop man not to deliver anymore.
I have heard it is acceptable to carry on drinking Corona as long as one avoids the soy sauce, sweet and sour, spring roll and bat flavours.
The Government have not told us what to do in case of this Corona invasion. I have a hen do in China Town next weekend, but I think I should cry off, even though I have given Shaz a deposit. She said we could wear pink glittery masks, but I'm not convinced.
I have been corresponding with a Chinese gentleman over the internet. He wants to marry me.
Could I have caught the virus through the keyboard?
I have ordered a dress from China. I think I will send it back when it arrives because it might be infecticated.
Dear that Mrs. Dunty,
Do I need to replace all of my China plates, cups, saucers, tureens etc.?
Should I wear a mask (with a hole obvs) while eating or drinking from them?
Yours in puzzlement
Ignacious T. Wildebeest
If you don't, it will be Corona one day and coroner the next.
Look at you with yer highfalutin, lah-di-dah tableware.
He's been shopping with me for tableware.
Yes. You need to scrub it down with Dettol and a stiiff brush.
Don't reject his proposal out of hand though. How rich is he? A quick dab at the keyboard with a stiffie ought to be worth it if he's rolling in dosh. String him along a bit for a while, at least. Gifts? Sourced from France? Cartier, Chanel?
At least there was more fun with the swine flu ....
... to cure it you just had to use the oinkment!
Tureens are multi-purpose receptacles. If time does not allow for a bath simply stand with one foot in each a pair and have an all over wash with a flannel. They make amusing table-top pools for terrapins on the days when one is having different Hors-dooves and not soup. Most useful of all though they can hold epic amounts of gravy, while them gravy boats have enough for a serving for one.
You can fill the tureen with gravy and then float the gravy boats in it.
I'd pay good money to see that.
Today I will be mostly freezing my butt off!