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Discussion in 'Personal' started by Dunteachin, Nov 17, 2016.

  1. Mangleworzle

    Mangleworzle Star commenter

    Happy to oblige.


    Forks, spoons, knives - obvs.

    Everything else goes randomly into any one of a selection of other drawers (this is Mrs.M.'s preferred way).
     
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  2. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    As the spoon said to the fork, "Who was that ladle I saw you with last night?"

    "That was no ladle, that was my knife."
     
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  3. Spiritwalkerness

    Spiritwalkerness Star commenter

    But...I'm right-handed so need quick access to the knives, so surely knives on the right, ready to fight?
     
  4. marlin

    marlin Star commenter

    Sorry Spirit - but I'm with Klutz and Dunty on this. LtoR knives, forks, spoons.
     
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  5. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    I think that might be "swords on the right, ready to fight"...
     
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  6. Sundaytrekker

    Sundaytrekker Star commenter

    Agree with Dunty and
    Klutz. Ours go knives, forks, spoons.
     
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  7. primarycat

    primarycat Star commenter

    I think I might actually have to look when I get home. I'm not sure what I do.
     
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  8. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    Knives, forks and spoons here too.
     
  9. Spiritwalkerness

    Spiritwalkerness Star commenter

    That's because you are nice people and have never had the urge to wreak revenge.

    I keep my swords in the umbrella stand...
     
  10. Mangleworzle

    Mangleworzle Star commenter

    Mine* is shaped like an elephants foot, so upon drawing my sword I can quickly put my foot in it and give any assailants a jumbo kick in the nadgers too.

    *umbrella stand
     
  11. primarycat

    primarycat Star commenter

    Right. No wonder I couldn't remember. Left to right:

    Fish knives and forks and tablespoons, then remains of an old cutlery set that is for spares and cooking purposes, then soup and pudding spoons, then forks, then knives. The small front drawer holds teaspoons, fondue forks, kiwi cutting implements and sporks.

    The drawer next to it holds big stabby slicey slidey things etc in a state of chaos.
     
  12. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Sporks?

    Filth!
     
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  13. lizziescat

    lizziescat Star commenter

    L to R Spoons Forks Knives

    obvs
     
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  14. Spiritwalkerness

    Spiritwalkerness Star commenter

    Never been so glad to see an asterisk
     
  15. Spiritwalkerness

    Spiritwalkerness Star commenter

    Lizzie, have I ever told you, you're my favourite!
     
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  16. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    I shall ask the Butler tomorrow morning.
     
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  17. Spiritwalkerness

    Spiritwalkerness Star commenter

    Indeed. As is showing off about yer 'small front drawer' This is a family thread...
     
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  18. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter

    Pastry forks and butter knives go on the left, as any fule knows.
     
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  19. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter


    Kiwi cutting implements!

    I never knew such things existed! I'm still using a fork to fish out a teabag...


    Someone on here will be telling us they use TEAPOTS, next!
     
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  20. Spiritwalkerness

    Spiritwalkerness Star commenter

    Where abouts are your marrow scoops and snail forks? Don't tell me -- to the left of yer aspic spoon :p:D:D
     
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