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Discussion in 'Personal' started by Dunteachin, Nov 17, 2016.

  1. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    The poor beggar! If I'd known in advance that he was being allowed out for a few hours, I might have got something nice in for tea!
    As it is, sausage, egg and beans will do.

    Getting him back there may be a problem...
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  2. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Hospital must be bad if he prefers your care and attention. Tell I feel his pain.
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  3. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    I have to agree!:eek:
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  4. primarycat

    primarycat Star commenter

    Hope you've got a nurse outfit on from the dungeon's dressing up box.
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  5. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Bulging over stocking tops and boiling over bra cups? EUWW!
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  6. primarycat

    primarycat Star commenter

    What are you implying about dunty's physique?

    And each to their own. I'm sure there is a wader/ oilskin outfit of your dreams out there...
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  7. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    I have it but I don't go out in trawlers anymore.
  8. Jesmond12

    Jesmond12 Star commenter

    Add chips and that’s the perfect meal.
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  9. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    In the end, he just had an M&S pot of fruit.

    Ah, yes. The nurse's outfit... It also doubles up as French Maid.
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  10. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Or old concierge.
  11. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Er, you're cruising for a bruising!
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  12. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    I thought that was the whole point of madame's dungeon?
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  13. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    I leave no marks.:rolleyes:
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  14. Oscillatingass

    Oscillatingass Star commenter

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  15. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Not many OFSTED Inspectors among your clientele then? They like multi-coloured marks. Allegedly.
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  16. Jesmond12

    Jesmond12 Star commenter

    I wonder if June has ever visited the dungeon? Were any dungeon visitors in the top 4?

  17. Jesmond12

    Jesmond12 Star commenter

    You must regularly cut your fingernails then?
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  18. Spiritwalkerness

    Spiritwalkerness Star commenter


    Deliveroo for Dunty
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  19. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Aw, thanks, babes!

    I'm not like Rac.:rolleyes:I don't get upset if no-one knows it's Aunty Dunty's birthday. TODAY!

    Nigel was allowed to come home from hospital for good, yesterday. Just as well, because I was about to break him out.. The poor beggar had suffered enough.

    We've just been to the pub and have had a takeaway curry. He can't really be seen in public with a scar from ear to ear.:eek:

    I must treat him gently.:)
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  20. primarycat

    primarycat Star commenter

    Happy birthday and glad Nigel has broken out of hospital.
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