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Discussion in 'Personal' started by Dunteachin, Nov 17, 2016.

  1. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Lest we forget..

     
  2. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Thanks for the offer but I don't need support beyond my underpants.
     
  3. nizebaby

    nizebaby Lead commenter

    but within them it's a different story...
     
  4. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    You've been?
     
  5. nizebaby

    nizebaby Lead commenter

    You should know.
     
  6. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    It's hard to identify individuals.
     
  7. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    What a tonic that was, MSB!

    I was in need of a right good laugh!:)
     
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  8. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    I'd assumed you might have had an advisory role for Mollie Sugden there. I can see stylistic similarities in the dialogue. :)
     
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  9. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    Dear Dunty,

    I have devised a cunning plan that I hope will limit the amount of nagging I get from the women in my life. It involves spending more time in the library and having the librarian tell them to shut the cluck up instead of their taking offence when I do.

    Do you happen to know what library opening hours are so I can plan my days?
     
  10. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Oooh, it's the other way round! When I was an aspiring actress, Mollie took me under her wing and I was honoured to be her understudy on one occasion. I even got to wear one of her famous wigs.

    I never got to stroke her *****, though.
     
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  11. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Jesus wept! C a t!
     
  12. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    No, Duke. I don't frequent such places!


    And why do you take so many of your 'women' to the library?
     
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  13. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    Dear Dunty,

    One of my residents showed me a bottle of this[​IMG]

    and asked how much of it I thought would need to be rubbed into her grandson's eyes before the little bleeder stopped crying. I told her I had no idea, as I was brought up in the days when parents threatened kids that if they didn't stop crying they'd get something to cry about, but said you would probably be kind enough to answer her question.
     
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  14. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Johnson's baby shampoo.

    So my Sainsbury's coconut shampoo isn't made from coconut, but is for coconuts?

    The alternative doesn't bear thinking about - plenty of tears at Johnson's if that were the case.
     
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  15. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    I'd like to know why dog shampoo carries a label that says it hasn't been tested on animals.
     
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  16. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Readers, why are you wasting money on shampoo (and shower gel)?

    Just do what I do! Get a bottle of Stardrips or summat similar, clean the bathroom with it, then jump in the shower and give yerself a good wash and shampooing!

    You could do it with a friend. Waste not, want not.:)
     
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  17. emerald52

    emerald52 Star commenter

    Do it with a friend after, or during, the shower? Asking for a friend.
     
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  18. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    On the subject of soap crossovers, when I was a kid my Mum used to make my bubble baths for me with Stergene, which was a ruddy fabric detergent. No wonder I grew up to be a woolly liberal.
     
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  19. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Both, emerald!
     
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  20. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter



    She still is!

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