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Discussion in 'Personal' started by Dunteachin, Nov 17, 2016.

  1. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Ooh, Real Problems!
     
  2. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    We were sworn to secrecy over the covenants on the house we bought!*
    The seller had to get special insurance to indemnify himself and us.





    *I couldn't possibly tell you.;)
     
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  3. Lara mfl 05

    Lara mfl 05 Star commenter

    Some solicitors do seem to like to draw things out. When my husband was executor dealing with a relative's property and getting nowhere he issued an ultimatum. Meeting with buyers, property manage and all the various solicitors arranged on a certain date. One of the prospective buyers was herself a solicitor and gave one short shrift. Upshot it was sorted in a couple of weeks.
     
  4. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Right. This is getting too sensible!





    Barmpottery Activation Alert!
     
  5. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Dear Aunty Dunty

    You have been invaded by people with the wrong sort of problem!
    I shall alert Off-Aunt, care of @rosievoice!


    Anon
     
  6. bevdex

    bevdex Star commenter

    You cannot leave us in suspenders re the covenants Dunty - it's not fair!
     
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  7. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Probably something to do with not inspecting the wall cavities in the dungeon too closely...

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter


    I'm not wearing suspenders!




    Thems for when I put on my bedroom shoes...
     
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  9. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    You've rumbled it, MSB!
     
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  10. nizebaby

    nizebaby Lead commenter

    I've noticed that there's a craze for blue, mauve and pink rinses going the rounds.

    Should I release my inner mrs slocombe and join the crowd?
     
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  11. primarycat

    primarycat Star commenter

    Only if you also channel her obligatory feline companion and that also is died to match.
     
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  12. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    I'm not wearing suspenders either. In fact I'm not wearing anything! (It's nearly shower time).
     
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  13. primarycat

    primarycat Star commenter

    Aarrrgh. Dyed. Not died. Flipping autocorrect.

    And blimey @Ivartheboneless. There's an image.
     
  14. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Not one I wish to envisage over my dried prunes!
     
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  15. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Not if it would cause problems for your p ussy. :)
     
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  16. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Red stilettos? There was gossip that the wife of the owner of a hotel local to me used to wear red stilettos to signal her availability to suitable suitors.
     
  17. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    I'm in my gym clobber awaiting my shower.
     
  18. nizebaby

    nizebaby Lead commenter

    Filth!
     
  19. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    There are times when I prefer hold-ups to suspenders. Maleficent doesn't like me in either.
    Maleficent doesn't like me in anything.
    Not even in my birthday suit.
     
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  20. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    That's not nice of her. I'd lend you my support, but I'm still wearing it!
     
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