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Discussion in 'Personal' started by Dunteachin, Nov 17, 2016.

  1. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    But an aquantance entering would mean THEY thought they had a dose of the clap, so it would be their embarrasement, n'est ce pas? A self correcting dilemma, mon brave! (Sorry, don't mean to nick Dunty's job)
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  2. Mangleworzle

    Mangleworzle Star commenter

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  3. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    I think he is more likely to need a **** coach. (Rhymes with "yank")
  4. Oscillatingass

    Oscillatingass Star commenter

    Just explain you are just getting checked out after you attended a party in a dungeon with camels and assorted balm pots and wandering minstrels.
  5. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Is this one of those diseased by proxy tales?
  6. dleaf12

    dleaf12 Lead commenter

    You smile sweetly, greet them warmly and say "Oh that poor receptionist is having a dreadful day, they will be SO pleased to see one of their regulars back."
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  7. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Well, it's obvious! "Ooh, hello, Ethel! Have you got dental problems, as well? I thought I'd try this new gum specialist!"
  8. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    I went to see a Harley Street dentist once. He told me to give up eating out, and give up drinking. When I asked if that would help my teeth and gums, he said "No, but it will help you afford my fees."
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  9. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    As this topic was regarding the opposite end, are you aware of the other meaning of "eating out"?
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  10. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    What does it mean?
  11. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Too late now claiming innocence.
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  12. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

  13. dleaf12

    dleaf12 Lead commenter

    Ermm... a clarification! my "Like " was for the humour in @Ivartheboneless' post, not for the activity hinted at... :eek:

    Oh no!....:cool:
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  14. Lara mfl 05

    Lara mfl 05 Star commenter

  15. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    I scrub up well, love!
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  16. dleaf12

    dleaf12 Lead commenter

    Eating Out are we??
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  17. Spiritwalkerness

    Spiritwalkerness Star commenter

    A liberal debride with a donkey stone works wonders.
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  18. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    Splutter! :eek:
  19. dleaf12

    dleaf12 Lead commenter

    By 'eck but thats a chin made for punching Mangle lad!
  20. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter


    He's doing the chinny reckon!
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