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Discussion in 'Personal' started by Dunteachin, Nov 17, 2016.

  1. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    I have received an early birthday present from number 2 son just returned from London - a bottle of Teeling.
     
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  2. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    We are the elderly! (Thats probably better than "we are the Borg"!)
     
  3. dleaf12

    dleaf12 Senior commenter

    One of Us.... One of Us.... One of Us.... One of Us....
     
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  4. Spiritwalkerness

    Spiritwalkerness Star commenter

    Dear Dunt

    Are you now out-sourcing your problem-solving? I'm not sure I'm happy having all and sundry perusing over my predicaments.

    Yours
    Spirit
     
  5. dleaf12

    dleaf12 Senior commenter

    Dear Spirit,

    Please be assured that your predicament has been subjected only to perusal of the highest standard by professionals of impeccable qualifications and experience.
    Your data is quite safe with us, and will only be used in connection with said perusal, and to make you aware in the future of similar predicaments that may be of interest to you and a few carefully selected others.

    Dleaf12
    CEO and Founder
    A Problem Shared Is a Problem Outsourced plc.
     
  6. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Whoever's facing forwards should warn the one facing backwards to look out.
     
  7. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Readers!

    Rest assured that I do not outsource your problems. On the odd occasion that I get backed up, I may use an agency to help out. These people have been thoroughly vetted by me myself, and have been fully trained, according to the Do It With Dunty handbook.

    Aunt D


    But I take no responsibility blah blah, read the T&Cs
     
  8. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Ah! I see that Spirit is back amongst us!
    She has spent the last few days hobnobbing.
    I expect she thinks she's minor Royalty!
     
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  9. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    I like a bit of "hobnobbing" particularly the chocolate ones. Not good for me fatness, hence I just had salad which was, to put it bluntly, mingin'. The rest will probably go in the bin, soddin' muck. I get like this every so often and think I ought to eat salad, but either you get enough for a whole warrenload of rabbits, or you buy a bag of shredded muck with things you don't want in it that even the rabbits would probably turn their (cute) noses up. I'd rather have a tin of beans.
     
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  10. nizebaby

    nizebaby Lead commenter

    Dear Dunty, I don't often come on here for advice, because I'm afraid that you might share my personal information with Third Parties.

    However, I feel I must ask you if you are repelled that I don't go for a Hollywood wax.
     
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  11. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Thank you for coming on here.

    I was, indeed, much repelled by the photo you just sent me! It reminded me of my straggly laurel bush. Do you have birds nesting in it?

    A Hollywood is so last decade! And a Brazilian is sooo last century!
    It's bang up-to-date to be sporting a merkin. You can get them in many colours. The more expensive ones are adorned with trinkets. Of course, one must be wearing a floaty skirt. One gust of wind, and your wares will be on display!

    Rest assuredly, that I never share what is on here with others. I haven't sent that photo to your partner, friends and work colleagues. Not after last time...
     
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  12. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Ivar. Don't buy those vile bags of salad!

    Get t't'chippy!
     
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  13. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    Dear Dunty,

    Has Dunty Enterprises expanded into bakery products? I couldn't help noticing in the supermarket this afternoon, that they had a display of buns with your signature on .
     
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  14. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    Sadly, :( there is no decent chippy near me. Its not bloody rocket science is it, but all the "takeaways" only sell stuff of infinite greasy vileness. On some evenings if you set foot outside my frontage you can smell em. In the next street is: KFC, Dominos, Subway, various "Chinese", indeterminable grease vendors, kebab shops, Indian, adding up to about twelve takeaways. There is only one "food" shop and that is a Polski Slep, where all the labels on the food are in foreign, which is probably illegal. You could probably get muck from a different one of these every night for about a fortnight, but might need a pre-booking at the local coronary care unit. What the hell has happened to good old fish and chips? Grrr, grrr, and thrice grrr.
     
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  15. dleaf12

    dleaf12 Senior commenter

    Dear Mrs Dunty,

    Thank you for forwarding the picture and file for @nizebaby 's dilemma, I've passed it round the office, but after careful study, I'm not sure that the expertise of our team is appropriate to answer her question.

    Now that you're back perhaps it would be best if you dealt with the matter.
     
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  16. RepelloInimicum

    RepelloInimicum Lead commenter

    Dear Dunty,
    I have just received a rather startling and inappropriate email attachment containing an image of a 'straggly laurel bush'.
    Are you sure I was the intended recipient?

    Yours
    Ms S Afeguarding
     
  17. Spiritwalkerness

    Spiritwalkerness Star commenter

    Dear Dunt

    On my drive home, I was rather taken aback by the latest verge-side hoardings - the camera dexterity and bendiness of the subject, is to be applauded. Could you please find out where Nizebaby gets her bedlinen please and ask if she has to boil wash it?

    Yours
    Spirit
     
  18. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Merkins! It's like hackling a fly. I prefer my full palmer.
    Maleficent likes a sausage supper and I buy a battered fish to go with some of her chips.
     
  19. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    How will you cope when the governement restricts access to pornography?
     
  20. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    :eek: Will "Homes under the Hammer" go? (property) "Bake off"? "Strictly"? These have all been described as the "p" word. (Personally I'd get rid of them, and keep the filth)
     
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