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Discussion in 'Personal' started by Dunteachin, Nov 17, 2016.

  1. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    That would certainly be sphincter tightening.
     
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  2. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Mrs Dunty

    Do I still need a Brexit cupboard?

    Maeve
     
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  3. dleaf12

    dleaf12 Senior commenter

    May as well get one now as IKEA may not be able to get supplies in after Brexit.
     
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  4. dunnocks

    dunnocks Star commenter

    electrician quoted £8000 to fix my dodgy wiring
     
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  5. dleaf12

    dleaf12 Senior commenter

    Get Arty's Nan in to do it! - bound to be cheaper.
     
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  6. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    I'm most sorry. I'm not certified to answer electrical queries.

    A.D
     
  7. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    Dear Anno Domina is it true you are as old as the modern year reckoning system?

    (Snigger)
     
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  8. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    She's reducing her birthdays, she's really BC.
     
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  9. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    Face the wrath ....
     
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  10. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    What does BC mean in this context? Birthday Conscious?
     
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  11. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    Don't be logical, we are getting a good Dunty wind-up going here.
     
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  12. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Before Continental drift.
     
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  13. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Oi! Shut it!
     
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  14. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

  15. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    I'll exalt your ruddy valley, in a minute, pal.
     
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  16. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    At least you're awake. Most old folks have dozed off after tea!
     
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  17. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Yer cheeky beggar!!
     
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  18. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter

    So much impertinence on this Problem Page. Don't you posters have any respect for the elderly? :D
     
  19. Spiritwalkerness

    Spiritwalkerness Star commenter

    Dear Dunty

    I'm so busy, I've met myself coming backwards. What is the correct form of introduction?

    Spirit
     
  20. dleaf12

    dleaf12 Senior commenter

    Dear Spirit,

    Having unexpectedly met yourself coming backwards, you will now be so far up your own fundament that no further introductions are necessary or indeed possible.:)
     
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