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Discussion in 'Personal' started by Dunteachin, Nov 17, 2016.

  1. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Going!
     
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  2. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

  3. Sundaytrekker

    Sundaytrekker Star commenter

    You’ve done it! Three cheers for Aunty Dunty!
     
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  4. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Readers!

    May I take this opportunity to thank you for accompanying me on this journey. You will never know how many poor souls you have helped to comfort and suckle.

    Deep Gratitude

    Penny B Dunty

    Founder and CEO DuntyInc
     
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  5. RepelloInimicum

    RepelloInimicum Lead commenter

  6. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    A Golden Shower!

    So fitting.
     
  7. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter

    Messrs Postlethwaite and Postlethwaite Bunting Suppliers to the Gentry, send their most joyous felicitations to Aunty Dunty and her Page of Problems. May she pilot her ship for many more years, grasping that rudder with a firm hand, twirling the steering wheel with the other and ministering tenderly to the bemused and bonkers with whatever body parts are left over.
    Huzzah to Dunty!
     
  8. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    What a pathetic way to hit targets. Without my efforts, in keeping with the snide, puerile salaciousness of this thread, it would have languished in the lowering regions of the archive these past couple of weeks and the only way it got over the various lines was with a countdown of words. It can't be undone now.
     
  9. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    You mealy-mouthed guttersnipe! How very ruddy dare you cast asparagus at my travails!
    You, who disappeared for months, with not so much as a kiss-my-nethers! Letting us down on the night of the Christmas Extravaganza.
    I even wrote your Obituary!
     
  10. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    And, you will NEVER - never, do you hear me? - become a member of the Clique. However desperate you may be. No. Outlawed. Banished.
     
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  11. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    Thats a bit harsh! And don't you have Nigel for nether-kissing?:eek: Or am I misunderstanding again? Still back to languishing on page three eh? ;)
     
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  12. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

  13. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Dear Dunty

    Now you've succeeded in reaching four figures I can't see the numbers on some of the page buttons very well.

    Will you be approaching our TES masters about an increase in button diameter and font size? You have a duty of care to your readers' eyesight don't you know.

    Yours

    MSB

    PS, Good effort that lass.
     
  14. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    PPS, Well done for maintaining a lead over the B****t thread.
     
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  15. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Hip Hip..

    ..replacement.
     
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  16. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter


    What page buttons?

    :D
     
  17. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Ooh, I see what you mean!

    I thought my vision had deteriorated.
     
  18. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    Oooooooh! Back in the knife box, Miss Sharp! Maybe you need an appointment with Sven? ;)
     
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  19. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    He's a permanent fixture in my boudoir.
     
  20. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    But has he left his mark on you? ;):eek:
     

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