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TES Dream school

Discussion in 'Personal' started by blazer, Mar 17, 2011.

  1. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

    OK, here is the premise.

    We are going toopen our own dream school.

    We need 'celebs' to teach there.

    So choose a celeb, subject and reason for your choice.

    celebs can be living or dead.
     
  2. Noah....woodwork.
     
  3. grandelf

    grandelf New commenter

    Martin luther King - citizenship. Been there done that, has the t-shirt

     
  4. lardylegs

    lardylegs Occasional commenter

    David Ginola - French
     
  5. emilystrange

    emilystrange Star commenter

    *wibble*
    david beckham - football

     
  6. david attenborough and adam hart davies - science
    sister wendy and john paul gaultier- art
    johnny ball - maths
    roald dahl and oliver jeffers - literacy
    ronnie corbett - headteacher
    victoria wood and julie walters- dinner ladies
     
  7. tafkam

    tafkam Occasional commenter

    Can I tender my resignation now, please?
     
  8. Fab idea!
    J.S. Bach - Music (or Jimi Hendrix if he's not available)
     
  9. harsh-but-fair

    harsh-but-fair Lead commenter

    Jimi won't be available - he's busy in the chemistry labs ....
     
  10. Art: Tracey Emin
    Creative Writing: Will Self
    NVQ in Retail: Mary Portas
    Personal Finance: Fred Goodwin
    History of Art: Andrew Graham Dixon
    No takers for the last one? That means I'll be in a class with him all by myself...
     
  11. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Physics: Brian Cox
    DT: Dick Strawbridge
    Biology: Professor Robert Winston

     
  12. Oh lordy. What does a used tampon in a bed have to do with Art?

     
  13. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    RE: Charles Darwin
    (KittyGP's contribution)
     
  14. Politics: Boris!!! Lemsip Opik can do supply when he's off opening the Olympic Games.
    Health Education: those weird doctors off Embarrassing Bodies
    Human Biology: Dr Harry Cunningham off Silent Witness
     
  15. Cookery: that dreadful pair off Masterchef - watch the stroppy kids weep
     
  16. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Media Studies Department: Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Tom Hanks, Dickie Attenborough, and John Wayne (also Head of Y9).
    ICT: Bill Gates & Steve Jobs (you could imagine the tension there), HoD Alan Turing
     
  17. How about
    RE: Richard Dawkins
    Art : Tony Hart
    PE : Mr Motivator
    Science : Marie Curie
    Citizenship : Oludah Equiano (involved in abolishing slavery)
    Drama : Julie Walters
     
  18. Hell yeah..where do I sign up?
     
  19. lapinrose

    lapinrose Lead commenter

    No way, you need someone who can cook, Gordon Ramsay and Marco Pierre White should have no trouble in keeping order.
     
  20. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter

    Ceramics - Jonny Vegas (he actually has a piece of pottery in the V & A)
     

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