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Statements you know to be untrue...

Discussion in 'Personal' started by chocolatebox9, Mar 29, 2011.

  1. Your call is important to us.
     
  2. We value each and every member of our staff team.
     
  3. BelleDuJour

    BelleDuJour Star commenter

    Applications are welcome from NQTs and experienced teachers.

    [​IMG]
     
  4. I'm not being funny, but...
    I don't mean to be rude, but...
     
  5. Of course I've got a condom.
     
  6. And of course i will respect you in the morning.
     
  7. I'm not being rude but...
     
  8. Bethannie

    Bethannie New commenter

    The person you need to speak to is out of the office at the moment.....leave your number and they'll call you back this afternoon.
     
  9. 'You may feel some discomfort'...
    Said by health professionals - why don't they like using the word, 'pain'?
     
  10. Ah yes, I had this only this morning - "Sharp scratch" - i.e. this will feel as if I am cutting your arm off.
     
  11. Haha (sorry to laugh)
    I was told I had been 'nicked a little' shortly before haemorrhaging so much I needed a full blood transfusion...
    Of course I know it's done to prevent people panicking, but in the interests of the thread I thought I'd throw it in. :-D
     
  12. Everything happens for a reason.
    and
    It will all work out in the end.
    NO NO NO - sorry, everything doesn't happen for a reason. Some things are totally and utterly not for any reason AND things don't work out. At least NOT in my experience. Sorry to sound bitter and twisted but I am!!
     
  13. Yeah - that's one I used to use to comfort myself in my (recent-ish) youth.

    I don't use it now, not even to make other people feel better.
     
  14. A cup of tea/good night's sleep/hot dinner will make you feel better....

    AND

    We'll catch up soon
     
  15. inq

    inq

    I've done my homework but I left it in the car.
    The cheque is in the post.
    We'll give you back the time we owe you.

    You interviewed very well, if we had 2 posts you'd have got the other one.
     
  16. BelleDuJour

    BelleDuJour Star commenter

    Oh yes...love that one!
     
  17. ilovesooty

    ilovesooty Lead commenter

    What goes round comes round.

    No it f*cking well doesn't. [​IMG]
     
  18. You can follow this diet for the rest of your life.
     
  19. I'm not asking you to do any more work.
     
  20. Helena Handbasket

    Helena Handbasket New commenter

    I was told this after my first interview. 6 months later applied for another job in their department and didn't even get an interview.
     

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