I have it on good information from TES, that I have been promoted and am now Major Contributor. Why this is so will be a mystery to all of us, but in the role play adventure we are being offered, along with the party animal I am, I let you know I shall be doing an inspection of the troops five minutes after the bugle calls reveille at 5:30 am. Those who do don't answer "Present Sah" when I call their names out wil be on a fizzer, or whatever it's known as. I will not tolerate an unpolished boot, not even a suede one. Along with the message from from TES about my promotion, came another one to let me know that a courier would be arriving with a pack of throat lozenges to assist me if the shouting causes me discomfort. Slackers beware. I don't intend to say this twice.