Doctor Who, a BBC pension plan for past-it writers & producers, is now so bad that it is impossible to spoil. If you disagree then I challenge you to try to spoil its 2017 Christmas special for me before I watch it in a week's time, posting your synopses, reviews & commentaries here. Likes awarded for genuinely creative fibs because they will almost certainly be more creative than the actual script. Spoiler: This is a spoiler-button free zone Anyone reading past this opening post only has themselves to blame for any spoilers encountered. Obviously.