I've been to the shops in town, one has nothing and the other has some rubbish lycra Star Trek costume or a Yoda outfit for children. I have glanced through my wardrobe and seem to be quite short on mettalic effect clothing. So I need to make something - any ideas? Sewing is out, but buying a cheap t-shirt and trousers or similar and doing something with them would be ok. I am a middle aged bloke, so thought that would rule out all of the skimpy near fetish wear costumes that seem to be quite commonly available for women on any theme at all.