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Shore crabs appearing in a garden

Discussion in 'Personal' started by mkl, Jun 18, 2019.

  1. mkl

    mkl New commenter

    Does anyone have any suggestions why I have found, over the last two weeks, four shore crabs (at least that's what I think they are) in our London garden? Two of them were originally alive but now they are all dead.

    How did they get there? (The garden is not that far from the River Thames, perhaps 500 yards, but it is all built up and there are busy roads in between.)

    Do I have to worry about a Biblical plague?

    And what should I do with the bodies? So far I have left them to the flies and ants (birds do not seem to be interested and there may not have been any foxes in since they appeared) and have not removed them out of curiosity, but am I attracting rats by letting them decompose?

    Any suggestions gratefully received.
     
  2. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Seagulls bringing them in?
     
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  3. mothorchid

    mothorchid Star commenter

    Throw the corpses in the bin. Decomposing crabs are very stinky.
     
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  4. colpee

    colpee Star commenter

    Like the 4 locusts of Egypt?:eek:
     
  5. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

    Are you shore?

    Littoraly?
     
  6. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    If you have crabs on your rocks I suggest a visit to the STI clinic.
     
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  7. colpee

    colpee Star commenter

    You will need to supply some more claws before we can solve that one.
     
  8. Mangleworzle

    Mangleworzle Star commenter

    The 4 crabmen of the apocalypse! (cutbacks).
     
  9. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    Stop!
    Do you have fishmonger near you that sells live crabs? Maybe they escaped from there.
     
  10. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    The Stalag Luft III Fishmongers in Bermondsey would be a prime candidate there I reckon.
     
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  11. burajda

    burajda Star commenter

    We had African Land Snails in our garden when we lived in South East London. There used to be an West African shop in Lewisham where they kept them in cardboard boxes. They are edible apparently. I doubt if any escaped ones survived the winter.
     
  12. colpee

    colpee Star commenter

    :eek:They probably ate the hedgehogs!

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  13. needabreak

    needabreak Star commenter

  14. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    One of them slithering through your lettuces would give you apoplexy!
     
  15. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    That is just wrong. So wrong.
    Bring on the salt.
     
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  16. mkl

    mkl New commenter

    Thank you all for your replies - no convincing hypothesis among them in my opinion. I'll let you know if this turns into something bigger.
     
  17. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

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    Like this, you mean?
     
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  18. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    I'm trying to imagine how hungry I'd have to be. And also how you'd slaughter it. And what you'd do with that yellow pus-like stuff...
     
  19. mkl

    mkl New commenter

    No, thank God more like this (about 10cm across):

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  20. Mangleworzle

    Mangleworzle Star commenter

    Mr. picky.
     
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