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Shock 4 ply toilet roll horror bowel movement disaster

Discussion in 'Personal' started by frodo_magic, Sep 25, 2020.

  1. frodo_magic

    frodo_magic Occasional commenter

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-54283153

    I'd like to write a longer post, but have to rush out with clenched buttocks to buy 72 rolls of 4-ply extra luxury Aldi toilet paper in case there's another shortage. I wish Boris would get a grip and limit everyone to one major dump in the morning, with a smaller one in the evening. Proactive not reactive Government is needed here. The last thing we all want is to return to the bad 'ol days of this:

    https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1...e-coronavirus-toilet-paper-theft-walsall-news
     
  2. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Do you go twice in a day, then?
     
  3. frodo_magic

    frodo_magic Occasional commenter

    Yes. Sometimes three times.
     
  4. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

  5. lindenlea

    lindenlea Star commenter

    Can we talk about something else please !
     
  6. BenjaminBoxer

    BenjaminBoxer New commenter

    Lindenlea, thank you for your ply for help. Frodo should be grateful they don't live in the sticks. My electric waste treatment plant would go nuts at the thought of 4 ply- no "bed of crimson joy" living on supply in The Shire!
     
  7. peakster

    peakster Star commenter

    The OP is a pile of s**t
     
  8. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Slapped legs.
     
  9. Katzenjammer

    Katzenjammer Senior commenter

    So THAT's what you're full of.

    No sh*t, Sherlock.
     

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