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Secrets you've discovered

Discussion in 'Personal' started by foroff2233, Jul 19, 2019.

  1. foroff2233

    foroff2233 New commenter

    Was wondering whether you have found out things any significant other(s) was/were keeping very quiet about. Sure, we all have secrets but some can be trivial, others momentous.....
    Was discovery destructive of the relationship? If you have not unearthed a skeleton, suspicion can be chronically damaging too.
  2. peakster

    peakster Star commenter

    I'd love to tell you...but it's a secret.
  3. Bedlam3

    Bedlam3 Lead commenter

    The return of Reece Douglas.
  4. mothorchid

    mothorchid Star commenter

    It had crossed my mind @Bedlam3. Slightly more enticing as a post, but still not convincing enough.
    Hello Reece!
  5. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    You see? I'm an innocent abroad and thought it might be some poor soul who has discovered the awful truth about their significant other and wants to ask others before dipping a toe in the thought of having a screeching row.
    josienig likes this.
  6. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    The OP seems keen on secrets - their profile page says nothing.

    In their defence, their posting history is distinctly un Reece like.
  7. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Dear OP

    I'm the soul of discretion!

    What goes on in the Dungeon stays in the Dungeon.

    Aunty D
  8. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    I know who killed Kennedy.
  9. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Nigel Kennedy? Has he met a violint end?
  10. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    I could tell you but I don't want to harp on about it...
    Mrsmumbles, colpee, josienig and 7 others like this.
  11. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    I'm sure you must have your rosins.
  12. smoothnewt

    smoothnewt Star commenter

    So you’re just going to string us along, then, until we bow out. What a fiddle!
    Mrsmumbles, emerald52, colpee and 5 others like this.
  13. Flowersinspring

    Flowersinspring Senior commenter

    A violin end maybe?
    colpee likes this.
  14. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    I bass them on sound logical thinking.

  15. Flowersinspring

    Flowersinspring Senior commenter

    Oh for the love of God- I see what you did there now! Hangs head in shame.
  16. Over_the_hill

    Over_the_hill Star commenter

    Too many long words in the OP for it to be Reece ‘What’s your favourite colour?’ Douglas.
  17. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter


    No, wait... white!

    Eeeek no! ... Blue! Cyan! Turquoise! Red! Lavender!

    No wait Purple!

    Actually yes, Purple.
    Sillow and (deleted member) like this.
  18. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    I was once on a train sitting next to an arrogant git who started an unpleasant row with a couple who had needed to flee the fighting in Syria. The guard had him chucked off the train at the earliest opportunity.

    After he was forceably ejected and peace returned, I noticed he'd left a folder on the seat. I took a peek inside it and discovered it contained the entire plans for Brexit. It was marked Top Secret, so I didn't study the contents further than the title.

    Anyway, half an hour later I felt I needed a poo and made my way to the carriage with the toilet, onlt to find that all the paper had been used. I knew I'd never make it to my destination without having a poo, but what was I to do about the paper?

    Then I remembered the folder with the Brexit plans.

    How was I to know the pillocks who planned Brexit, only printed out one copy and were so inept, they failed to save the file it was composed in.

    As an aside, you wouldn't believe how long it took to flush the loo and leave it decent for the next passenger who needed it.

    What might we learn from this?
    emerald52 and kicktoria like this.
  19. foroff2233

    foroff2233 New commenter

    No, not Reece but remember reading a few of his. You are right to use the precautionary principle and mistrust my post prima facie.
    Quite simply, I'm in a relationship which features prevarication,evasion and suspicion. And yes, lies. I'm at a loss about how to proceed. That's all.
  20. chelsea2

    chelsea2 Star commenter

    I think you probably know what you SHOULD do......

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