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Scrote'n'tote. The best BAG a man can get.

Discussion in 'Personal' started by grumpydogwoman, Nov 5, 2015.

  1. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

  2. Lascarina

    Lascarina Star commenter

    I'm oot. (Duncan was my fave. I'm fed up that he's gone)
  3. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

    Very sexist though. Why shouldn't a woman tote a scrote?
  4. RedQuilt

    RedQuilt Star commenter

    I've been looking for a new bag :)
  5. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Sweet jesus why!
  6. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

    I thought it'd be right up your alley @lanokia
    You started this theme yesterday.

    You mean you wouldn't turn up at school with your History marking in that bag? It looks capacious enough!
  7. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    I might have started it .... don't mean I endorse it!

    There's a reason they're called 'private parts'!
  8. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

    So you're not going to accept my dare then? Use one as your school bag?
  9. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    No... No I think I'll pass. :p
  10. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

  11. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Would Scrote 'n' Tote sales reps who failed to meet their targets get the sack?
  12. xena-warrior

    xena-warrior Star commenter

    "Grandma, what is that man wearing on his back?"
    "It's a rucksack made to look like a walnut half, dear!"
    grumpydogwoman likes this.
  13. Eureka!

    Eureka! Lead commenter

    I want one with hairs sticking out.
    monicabilongame and kibosh like this.
  14. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    That would be the dog's b.ollocks, wouldn't it?
    colpee and kibosh like this.
  15. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

    OK, we can do that.

    Real hair or nylon?
  16. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

    OK, can someone who knows tell me, please. Are the dog's ones much different from the man's ones?
  17. xena-warrior

    xena-warrior Star commenter

    I don't know many men who can lick theirs......
    kibosh likes this.
  18. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    I am going to be sick.
    needabreak likes this.
  19. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Other body parts are available.
    What about a belly bag?
  20. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    A curse purse?
    A **** clutch?
    A vadge badge?
    colpee and monicabilongame like this.

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