I was contacted this week to ask if I wanted to be Santa again at a nearby shopping centre. I thought it might be a good idea for a thread for any would be Santa out there wanting ideas or advice about Rudolph, Prancer, Vixen, Dasher, Cupid, Doner, Dancer, Blitzen or Comet. Maybe pupils should be warned that giving lemonade to reindeers makes them dizzy and prone to accidents. If carrots or tasty veg are not left they may be be hungry enough to eat garden bushes. There is an official list of elf names and Mrs Clause does not want Santa to come home drunk after getting 'dirty beer'. I have had some wonderful moments being Santa which compensate me for having to wear a horrid scratchy false beard. Do you have any anecdotes to share ?