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Rolad dalh revolting rhymes display

Discussion in 'Primary' started by louzee22, Jan 10, 2012.

  1. louzee22

    louzee22 New commenter

    Hi has anyone any good ideas for a roald dalh revolting rhymes display? We have to go a hall display to do on revolting rhymes with reception. I don't really know the stories do haven't a clue! Everyone elsi in school chose first and I was left with this! Thanks for your help
    Louise
     
  2. louzee22

    louzee22 New commenter

    Hi has anyone any good ideas for a roald dalh revolting rhymes display? We have to go a hall display to do on revolting rhymes with reception. I don't really know the stories do haven't a clue! Everyone elsi in school chose first and I was left with this! Thanks for your help
    Louise
     
  3. Msz

    Msz Established commenter

    basically you are looking at traditional stories with a twist ... Red Riding Hood keeps a gun down her knickers

    The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
    She whips a pistol from her knickers.
    She aims it at the creature's head
    And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.
    A few weeks later, in the wood,
    I came across Miss Riding Hood.
    But what a change! No cloak of red,
    No silly hood upon her head.
    She said, ``Hello, and do please note
    My lovely furry wolfskin coat.''

    Once more the maiden's eyelid flickers.
    She draws the pistol from her knickers.
    Once more she hits the vital spot,
    And kills him with a single shot.
    Pig, peeping through the window, stood
    And yelled, ``Well done, Miss Riding Hood!'
    '
     

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