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Recipes to feed the busy rioter

Discussion in 'Cookery' started by modelmaker, Aug 9, 2011.

  1. modelmaker

    modelmaker Occasional commenter

    However you feel about the rioters, they all have mums who might be at a loss to cook for them quickly during the busy season. How can you help?
     
  2. modelmaker

    modelmaker Occasional commenter

    However you feel about the rioters, they all have mums who might be at a loss to cook for them quickly during the busy season. How can you help?
     
  3. nick909

    nick909 Lead commenter

    A bit of Omega 3 might not go amiss. Some walnuts and a nice bit of mackerel.
    Hang on - would this just make them better at rioting?
    Hmmm...need to think about this.
     
  4. PlymouthMaid

    PlymouthMaid Occasional commenter

    A nice bit of rat poison in a sandwich would do most of them nicely.
     
  5. egyptgirl

    egyptgirl Senior commenter

    They deserve nothing.
     
  6. modelmaker

    modelmaker Occasional commenter

    Not even something stodgy to slow them down or make them feel apathetic about looting? Don't you think a plate of alphabetti using letters carefully selected to spell out "This is all you're getting, you thieving ***" might strike a note?
     
  7. lapinrose

    lapinrose Lead commenter

    I find your comments bloody insensitive.
     
  8. modelmaker

    modelmaker Occasional commenter

    As you wish.
    Personally, I think there is a place in any difficult situation to try and inject a bit of humour to lighten the mood. Londoners singing together, camped out in the underground during WW2 whilst London was being bombed might also have affected your sensitivities, but it kept the community together.
    It's only because we don't have real communities anymore in places like London, the problems exist at all.
    But I've said enough about it on this forum. Sorry if I offended you.
     
  9. club sandwiches?
    French sticks?
    Rock cakes?
    Eton mess?
     
  10. Si N. Tiffick

    Si N. Tiffick Occasional commenter

    Grandelf- if the rioters smoked more dope, they'd be too chilled out to be bothered with rioting.
     
  11. Which might make it a good idea.
    They would be going to the corner shop for munchies instead of looting it.
    Or you could serve that Pot Noodle with a side order of laxatives.
     
  12. I hasten to add that I'm not advocating drugs, apart from Senocot.
     

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