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“rat hairs in paprika and maggots in orange juice”

Discussion in 'Personal' started by nomad, Nov 5, 2019.

  1. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

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  2. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

    I think he has an interesting turn of phrase.
    But as someone living in Scotland, I have other credible opposition voting choices than Labour so I can afford to appreciate the whimsy. :)
     
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  3. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    Boris: serial constant liar
    Farage: braying bumhole
    Corbyn: a bit senile
    Green: ignored
    Jo Swinson: enthusiastically overreaching
    Sturgeon: strange lovechild of wee Jimmy Crankie and Braveheart
    UKIP: outdated
    Who to vote for?
     
  4. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

    Even the dullest of Twitter dullards have stopped with the Krankie "jokes".
     
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  5. burajda

    burajda Star commenter

    Last edited: Nov 5, 2019
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  6. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

    But then, Tessers are always a bit behind with these things. Maybe it's an age thing.
     
  7. burajda

    burajda Star commenter

    And only 20 insect eggs and only 4 maggots per litre can't be that bad for you
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  8. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    Scottish ones, maybe. Does anyone under 60 even know what a Krankie is?
     
  9. Shedman

    Shedman Star commenter

    Quite right. Insects (and I guess their eggs) are full of protein and so are maggots so as well as getting one of your five a day when you have a glass of orange juice you're also getting a protein boost as well. Ideal for body builders and athletes.
     
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  10. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    He hits exactly the wrong target again. DO NOT WORRY, good people, about a few maggots In a concentrated, pasteurised, non-protein beverage. Save your concerns for the chlorine chicken, chlorinated because they are raised in such shocking conditions, salmonella is rampant and the poultry meat needs effectively sterilising before it's fit for sale.
     
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  11. Shedman

    Shedman Star commenter

    Yeah. I know about Krankies. Jimmy often pops up on the telly purporting to be the leader of the SNP!
     
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  12. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

    I'm a lot younger than you, and the answer is "yes".
     
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  13. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

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  14. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    44 and yes...
     
  15. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    Yebbut you're Scottish! Has anyone here heard of Max Boyce?
     
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  16. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Welsh wasn't he? Name is familiar.
     
  17. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

    It seems to be English wags who trot out the Krankie pish. Scottish people would rather forget them.
     
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  18. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    No-one ever gave me a... debenture. :(
     
  19. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    Yeh we'd all rather forget Chubby Brown and Bernard Manning but...
     
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  20. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    Miaow.
     

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