Can we ban that hideous England flag waistcoat he was sporting this morning instead? Made me laugh. He takes a great symbol, the red cross on the white background, and makes it look so ugly. Creating visual televised irony for all to wince at, a sort of 3D Daily Mail-O-Vision! He achieved the opposite effect and I bet gareth is cringing now. It's one thing for the fans to don waistcoats. Piers' efforts sort of dampen the glory of it all. So if weird people do want to put girls off wearing school skirts, Piers himself should be forced present GMB tomorrow in a navy A-line number, showing off his hairy milk-white legs to the horrified nation.