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Pick a book title and substitute 'toilet paper' for one of the words

Discussion in 'Personal' started by NoseyMatronType, Apr 5, 2020.

  1. NoseyMatronType

    NoseyMatronType Star commenter

    'Roll' up folks.

    Here are some examples to get you started.

    On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or the Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Toilet Paper

    Zen and the Art of Toilet Paper Maintenance

    Toilet Paper: The True Story of a Lone Genius Who Solved the Greatest Scientific Problem of His Time

    Tao Te Toilet Paper

    Are You There Toilet Paper? It's Me, Margaret

    Toilet Paper Party Manifesto
    Last edited: Apr 5, 2020
  2. smoothnewt

    smoothnewt Star commenter

    A Dickensian theme:
    The Old Toilet Paper Shop
    Toilet Paper Times
    Toilet Paper Expectations
    Toilet Paper House
    The Toilet Paper Papers
    A Tale of Two Toilet Rolls
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  3. WB

    WB Senior commenter

    To continue the theme:

    Our Mutual Toilet Paper
    Hard Toilet Paper
    Bleak Toilet paper
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  4. sbkrobson

    sbkrobson Star commenter

    Snow Wipe And The Seven Dwarfs

    ok ok ok, not following the rules, I know.
    Snow White And The Toilet Paper Dwarfs

    Didn't we already have this thread anyway? Maybe on films instead of books, but still a rip off.
    (Boom boom.)
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  5. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Catch - Toilet Paper

    Much Ado About Toilet Paper

    War and Toilet Paper

    Pride and Toilet Paper

    The Pickwick Toilet Papers

    The Call of the Toilet Paper

    The Lion, The Toilet Paper and The Wardrobe

    Charlie and the Toilet Paper Factory

    The Grapes of Wrath (ran out of Toilet paper)
  6. Lidnod

    Lidnod Senior commenter

    The Colour of Toilet Paper
    The Last Toilet Paper
    Monstrous Toilet Paper

    Lot of Terry Pratchett on the book shelves in front of me!
    agathamorse and Jamvic like this.
  7. Marshall

    Marshall Star commenter

    Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Toilet Paper.
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  8. colpee

    colpee Star commenter

    Guerilla Toilet Paper by Che Guevara

    Animal Toilet Paper by George Orwell

    The Hitchhikers Guide to the Toilet Paper by Douglas Adams
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  9. LondonCanary

    LondonCanary Star commenter

    The Toilet Paper Toilet Paper
  10. Jamvic

    Jamvic Star commenter

    We need to talk about Toilet paper.

    James and the Giant Toilet Paper

    The BFTP
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  11. Stiltskin

    Stiltskin Star commenter

    Toilet paper park
    Charlie and the toilet paper
    Toilet paper twits (there was plenty of those)
    Toilet paper champion of the world
    The boy in the toilet paper
    The world's worst toilet paper
    Toilet paper granny
    Toilet papers great escape

    Toilet paper the musical (Bonus points if you know this book)
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  12. Lidnod

    Lidnod Senior commenter

    A Hatful of Toilet Paper

    Still thinking of Terry Pratchett!
  13. Jolly_Roger15

    Jolly_Roger15 Star commenter

    ......and for haemorrhoid sufferers, 'The Bum-Grapes of Wrath'.

    Ovid's 'Metamorphoses' in which Artemis turned Actaeon into a toilet roll.
  14. Lalad

    Lalad Star commenter

    A level Toilet Paper for AQA

    Toilet Paper with Rosie

    The Curious Incident of the Toilet Paper in the Night Time

    A World without Toilet Paper

    The Little Book of Toilet Paper
    Last edited: Apr 5, 2020
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  15. Jolly_Roger15

    Jolly_Roger15 Star commenter

    For fans of Raymond Chandler:

    'The Big Toilet Roll'
    'The Long Toilet Roll'
    'The Little Toilet Roll'
    'The High Toilet Roll'
    'The Toilet in the Lake'
    'Farewell, my Toilet Roll'

    ..some starring Humphrey Boggart.

    'The Wiper's Times'

    'The Sitter's Digest.'
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  16. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    From my bookcase:
    The Girl With The Toilet Paper Tattoo
    The Toilet Paper Jar
    Toilet Paper Revisited
    The Pursuit of Toilet Paper
    Angela's Toilet Paper
    The Decline of the English Toilet Paper
    The God of Toilet Paper
    Toilet Paper Deus
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  17. sbkrobson

    sbkrobson Star commenter

    Whitaker's Toilet Paper
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  18. gainly

    gainly Lead commenter

    Seven Pillars of Toilet Paper
    Lady Chatterley's Toilet Paper
    Toilet Paper on the Orient Express
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  19. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Let's not forget Sergio Leone's classicToilet Paper movies:

    A Fistful of Toilet Paper
    For A Few Toilet Rolls More
    The Good The Bad And The Toilet Paper
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  20. George_Randle

    George_Randle Established commenter

    The World as Will and Toilet Paper.
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